BP Sponge

A pelican

Now introducing the brand new BP Sponge! Soaking up most of the oil in the Gulf right at this very moment is the new and very outstanding powers of the BP Sponge!

by MrSebastian August 6, 2011

today sponge

An awkward form of birth control that involves jamming a small, special sponge up your woman and leaving it there for several hours after sex.

What if you get knocked up?

It's okay, I'm wearing a Today sponge!

by DrZedex February 20, 2014

Sponging-out

To invite friends to a party and then not show up or show up and leave early

If you were to you tell your friends about a party, then don't show up and say it's because the stars didn't align so you're feeling tired, then you could expect your friends to were Sponging-out

by NotSpong January 28, 2010

sponge heart

The phenomenon manifesting in the heart region of the body similar to the sensation of one’s heart being wrung out like a sponge. From an organic perspective, those emotive complexes attributable to relinquishment of semi-permeable barriers. Usually a sensory experience will induce the physical sensation. Such stimulants can include (but are not limited to) the following ~ mindful/present attention of one person to another without distraction, children’s reactions to things that make them smile, puppies, a beautiful sunset, an olfactory stimulus that pulls on memory, well played music, anyone performing sports, dance or movement of any kind when done exceptionally well, etc etc. Frequently people experiencing “sponge heart” do so when ensconced in the love cloud.

Dang, that baby smiled at me just now and gave me a mad case of sponge heart.

by Anja Manzanares July 25, 2012

thunder sponge

Someone who tries to steal another's thunder by shifting the attention to themselves; e.g. get the laughs from a joke by butting in with the punchline, or taking over a story in progress.

Michael Scott is the ultimate thunder sponge in the office; he always has to be front and center.

by Hardcore Poser May 4, 2009

Flap Sponge

The action of rubbing a ladyfriend's vagina until it is adequately moist, and then smearing the contents of it on said ladyfriend's face.

Note: strength may very from a playful wipe to a full-on slap.

"She threw me out when I gave her a flap sponge."

by Blue Alfredo October 29, 2007

song sponge

Someone who gets songs easily stuck in there head.

Person #1 Breezy has been stuck in my head for hours!

Person #2 You are such a song sponge

by LuveitsGreat January 16, 2010