Smocialising

When someone who wouldn't normally smoke has a cigarette just because they are with other people who are smoking

Person 1: Hey, I didn't know you smoke?

Person 2: I don't, I'm just smocialising.

by dexter95 October 6, 2013

Socialschism

The manipulation of the media to promote a socialist and/or progressive agenda.

The current socialschism is dividing our country by twisting stories to validate their policies.

by Golden029 December 27, 2016

Socials

Socials is just another word for social medias eg: instagram, facebook, snapchat.

guy1: hey she’s hot

guy2: true bro, ask her for her socials

by thatgirlyuno9 March 20, 2018

Socializing

Being forced and kicked out into the cold, cruel world of humans, isolated from your precious self and having nothing to do but interact with the monsters nearby you. And then when you're not being exposed to this torture, everyone just thinks you're a sociopath or something.

"At the mum party, Bob was forced to be socializing with other mother's opressed children"

by Fred has unfortunately returnd June 18, 2018

socialight

One who only smokes at bars, clubs or social events, generally doesn't purchase one's own cigarettes and must borrow from others.

Regan: This club is meltface! Can I bum a cigarette?
Robert: Whoa I didn't know you smoked.
Regan: Only when I'm hittin the floor! weeee!
Robert: hell no!, I'm no charity for socialights!

by Ctrl Alt Design May 1, 2011

communism and socialism

Varying degrees of the same system that rely on the labor theory of market. That theory states that labor is worth something, not tied to the good or service that it produces. Because of that idea, we should pay people more money than it takes to produce an item because they want more money. This fails economically because if everyone wants more money for their work, all items inflate in cost, so you can't afford what you couldn't afford before, except now it's much more expensive than it was, because you have more money but still not enough to buy it. Basically, socialism and communism are a party trick to get the poor to feel better about the fact that life is competitive and they are losing the game. This is also popular with the rich because it makes them seem kind to the poor. Nobody actually wants to implement socialism or communism, they just want to redistribute goods and services and money from those that have it to those that don't and are willing to lose out in the long term for a short term gain.

I used to hate Amazon.com because of communism and socialism, but now I realize that I didn't want to pay more for goods or shipping so I am comfortable with them fucking their employees, because they are doing it for me.

by mostly_wrong September 17, 2019

Socialibly Relaxed

An alternative to drunk, sloshed, plastered, etc. but avoiding the stigma surrounding alchohol abuse.

Saying to someone, "I'm not pissed, I'm socialibly relaxed".

by timred87 March 26, 2011