beaver sneeze

noun-

1. Any of a variety of vaginal discharges
2. A forceful expulsion of lady-spooty from the cum dumpster.
1. John Edward's pelvis shimmered and gleamed with a fine coating of beaver sneeze not belonging to his wife.

2. Linda's beaver sneeze was of a thick, liquid humor; the ensuing belch was disgusting.
by Operator 9 October 02, 2008
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sneezing webster

Sticking your dick into a nostrel of a cow while plugging the other nostrel with your hand making the cow tongue your balls.
Dude my friend lost his balls while getting a sneezing webster.
by cale hadaway June 26, 2008
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Butt Sneeze

A forcefully-ejected wordfart/word , but may sometimes be accompanied by wordbutt gravy/word , which will be wordass vomit/word .
Fool-ass Sucka: Damn, son, what is that stizzench?
Sucka-ass Fool: I ates me some grits this mo'nin' and had me a butt sneeze.
by Uncle Funkalunkel September 23, 2003
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cunt sneeze

when a woman reaches her orgasm, right after a man ejaculates insider her, and she sprays cum out of her vagina.
kelts was fucking this girl, but he is a minute man so he came then she cunt sneezed.
by country boyz September 13, 2008
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Tantric Sneeze

Related to Tantric sex, or sex without orgasm. The feeling oen gets when one feel like one is about to sneeze, but end up not sneezing. These can occur any time, but generally occur when conversing with someone, and can last upwards of one minute.
I felt like I was about to sneeze, but I didn't. I had a tantric sneeze
by Ben Morgan October 24, 2005
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panda sneeze

when a guy is giving oral sex to a women and sneezes in her vagina/pubes
Jim 'i wish i had'nt had that cold now she has an STI, god damn panda sneeze.'
by jackbl June 09, 2009
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Guard Sneeze

A sneeze, usually fake, that one intentionally does on his/her food so that people around them notice, and therefore will not take their food in fear it is contaminated. Usually used when you have to leave your table, and you are with friends that often take your food.
"Ewwww, did you just take some of Jim's fries"

"Ya. Why?"

"That's sick. He did a nasty guard sneeze as he left the table"
by Jaque Dys December 03, 2009
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