smerd

Sporty Muscly Nerd.

Uber Smart but absolutly hot, sporty and muscly.

Bitch: Yeah Andys hot buh i dun date nerds!

Me: Nuh Uh! He Is a smerd not a nerd.

*slaps bitch*

by Uber Awesomeness December 27, 2007

smerfy

To tighten a rubber band around penis so it turns blue during oral sex.

I got such an awesome smerfy from my girl last night.

by My. orgasism October 5, 2010

smert

when you really dont wanna do something but you have to.

your mum wants you to come to dinner and has already invited your boyfriend. you dont want to go bout kinda have to.

by c0ldAussie March 2, 2005

Smerb

A word that I made up that means some kind of insult (Meaning TBA)

Bob: Man, i bet you cant run that fast....smerb
Bob 2: Oh yeah, kiss my ass Mr Smerb 2007

by Timbuck Two April 22, 2007

Siser

a bomb-ass drink of your choice

Sip, sippin on some, sippin on some siser!

by Laurel Kjersten February 3, 2008

smerby

adjective - in a pleasant and enjoyable state of smerbishness, that is: lazy, inactive, yet very contented.

After a morning run, I felt smerby the rest of the day.

by Mr. Jim October 23, 2007

smere

A short hand way of writing "same here"

Person 1: I LOVE CHEESE!
Person 2: smere

by Adam Pow May 25, 2008