smash

Term used in South-East London meaning you have someone doing whatever you want. Nb. often it will simply be a comeback when nothing else is able to be used.

To have someone on smash.

1: Get a drink for me please.
(2 gets drink)
2: There you go.
1: SMAASH!

1: You're so ugly!
2: SHUT UP MAN!
(1 is unable to respond)
2: SMAASH!

1: My maths teacher was so annoying, but it was aite coz I had him on smash.

by kgyasi102 November 27, 2012

Smash

To have sexual intercourse. To fuck.

Young Jack wants to smash Evelyn

by Ciscopy April 15, 2017

Smash

1. Fucking somebody really hard

"Becky, lemme smash"

by CoolGuy23wastaken March 4, 2017

smash

to fuck; includes oral sex, anal sex, vaginal sex, and mutual masturbation

"woah, i'm about to smash her in a few minutes"

by thanks for asking November 24, 2016

Smashing

The action of chatting over plenty of fish. It is called this due to the agressive smashing of cords when connecting to the other person.

Hey bud, what's up?" "Not much, just smashing with this chick

by Fal1acy April 7, 2011

smashed

Word used to describe a vagina that's beat and/or resembles pastrami.

She must have just got through fucking an army of dudes because she was smashed!

She wouldn't feel a fence post there, she's smashed.

by Jonathan January 14, 2005

SmasheD

Someone who plays Battlefield, and only Battlefield and is really really good at it. Is also good at that game called "Real Life". Chick magnet.

OMGWTFBBQ! that SmasheD dude can pick up chicks and play BF42 at the same time, while looking cool!

by SmasheD March 12, 2005