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shot the shitter

Literally to shoot a toilet full of shit with a pellet gun and have it spray all over the wall

Figuratively, to fuck up
*Fails Test*

"I really shot the shitter on that one"
by AnyaSpice123456 December 4, 2013
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workplace shift-shifter

An employee who is a master at flexing days and shifts to the point that nobody working with them really knows when the person is going to be at work.
I can’t possibly tell you when that workplace shift-shifter will be back into work!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 23, 2019
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shiterized

1, Gangstar word for shiting yourself

2, To release faecal matter from the anus with force, a necessity at a scat party
The tub girl shiterized herself
by Jon Bon Jovi June 11, 2006
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cliff shitter

Derogatory reference to a native american. Especially certain tribes that used cliffs as dwellings. One would assume that if they lived on the side of a cliff, they would either shit in or off the side of the cliff.
Looks like the cliff shitters just built another casino.
by Tigerwoodsbabymama January 6, 2010
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Shitter showdown

When two riders are stuck in the stalls because neither wants to be the first to exit.
Guy 1: Dude, I was in a Shitter showdown with that guy from the Repair Center for 15 minutes! He finally left, but now he knows who the real Crapper Cowboy is!!!

Guy 2: Yea, he's intimidating. He finally got me to give up after about 10 minutes last week.
by P3nderizor September 16, 2009
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Shitercock

After that great anal, i had a huge shitercock.
When you pull your penis out of an ass hole after anal, it should be covered with poo.
It would them be called a shitercock.
by Blemington Bear November 15, 2010
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shitter squatter

A person who spends a good majority of the day on the shitter, usually the nice roomy one on the end, doing usefull things like checking email, looking at pictures of cats, primping his pubes, and just generally wasting time so as not to be forced into doing any actually work.
Any time I have the urge to purge I check our resident shitter squatter's office to make sure he is present and accounted for.

Jim: "Where's Warren?"
Steve: "Check the bathroom, I haven't seen that shitter squatter in 45 minutes."
by JesterPrim October 28, 2014
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