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TSI Shirley

Seeking her pre-school diploma, Shirley also known as Swirley lives and works amongst people 400 to 4000 times as smart as shell ever be. Still addind and subtracting with her fingers and toes, the Swirley strives to think... possibly at least once a week
Damn Brian you're a real fucking TSI Shirley haha.
by Rob February 7, 2005
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swiftly butt shirley

Having anal sex, with a cherry flavored condom (refering to the Shirley Temple drink).
"Me and Lisa did it swiftly butt shirley style last night, and I have to say that put some animal crackers in my soup!"
by Patchey December 16, 2008
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Laverne and Shirley

Used to describe any two young men (in their mid 20's) who live and work together, and ride the same crotch rocket to work. They are not infact men, and should you be approached to go to a BBQ at their house, DONT LOOK IN THE BATHROOM CLOSET!!!
Person 1: Seen BJ and Dave lately?
Person 2: You mean Laverne and Shirley?
Person 1: HAHA That's funny. Yeah, them.
Person 2: Yep. They rode by on their crotch rocket going to McDonalds.
by Kanzan27 September 24, 2006
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do a Shirley

to suddenly, and unexpectedly, do a bunk from your normal everyday life. Usually to another country as per the 1989 film Shirley Valentine.
Office worker "I haven't seen Karen in Finance for a while..."

Boss "Off the record, not coming back. She's left her husband, gone to Spain."

Office worker "Didn't think she had it in her to do a shirley"
by Dentinox November 4, 2007
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Sad Shirley

When a redheaded girl is straddling a guys face and right when she comes she puts her bush on his forehead so it looks like he’s crying.
Guy: I met this hot redhead and asked if she was a freak in bed
Guy2: well, was she?
Guy: more than I thought! She gave me a sad Shirley

Guy2: gross dude. Gross
by Rednikster April 14, 2016
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Matt Shirley

This person is very confusing, he may have a girlfriend but he likes to groap and squeeze males asses . He has a very big nose and looks like a jew again approach with care.
That person is a Matt Shirley
"OMG IT IS A MATT SHIRLEY"
by Captain Long Fingers April 22, 2017
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dirty shirley

A dirty shirley is performed when person name Shirley fingers a female's ass and wipes the remnants on your upper lip.
Dude, I gost herpes from a dirty shirley!
by L to da Dizzo December 2, 2007
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