by dr4chess November 22, 2011
Get the Shielded Wolfmug. Your best bud that willingly to hide your boner in front of the girl/boy you attracted to. Usually using a book or standing in front of you making small talk to the said girl/boy, while you busy rearranging the boner. A True Best Friend.
A: Here comes Abby.
B: Oh crap! I got a boner, down boy down I say!
A: Don't worry *covers your junk with his school bag*
C: Hey guys!
A and B: Hey there Abby!
B: That was close, thanks bro
A: Don't worry, we are shield-broner.
B: You over mine, I cover yours, Shield-Broners for life!
B: Oh crap! I got a boner, down boy down I say!
A: Don't worry *covers your junk with his school bag*
C: Hey guys!
A and B: Hey there Abby!
B: That was close, thanks bro
A: Don't worry, we are shield-broner.
B: You over mine, I cover yours, Shield-Broners for life!
by UrbanHunk July 4, 2017
Get the Shield-Bronermug. When your girlfriend hands you a tampon in front of the guy you are hitting on you have been clam shielded.
by Gwatanova December 4, 2010
Get the clam shieldmug. He’s a VERY LOUD person but he is fun to hang around unless you make him mad. Don’t mess with his friends because he loves them dearly. He also loves food and money but he’s fun to be around.
by Blueberries24 March 24, 2023
Get the Amond shieldsmug. When you use the fact that you raised money for charity as a form of deflection against criticism for any oopsie you made. Very prominent on social media influencers and Youtubers.
Person 1: So have you heard about this guy who got himself into trouble on the internet?
Fan: WHY ARE PEOPLE SO FOCUSED ON HIS MISTAKES?! WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE CHARITY RUNS HE DID IN THE PAST?!
Person 1: How does raising money for charity negate these actions? There's no such thing as a Charity Shield."
Fan: WHY ARE PEOPLE SO FOCUSED ON HIS MISTAKES?! WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE CHARITY RUNS HE DID IN THE PAST?!
Person 1: How does raising money for charity negate these actions? There's no such thing as a Charity Shield."
by blacktrojan3921 December 19, 2018
Get the Charity Shieldmug. When a student uses another student as a sheild to block a teachers vision allowing them to text in class
by ThyGinger November 12, 2010
Get the Texting Shieldmug. The standard excuse used by friends with kids to get out of work or leisure activities with anyone, but mostly their childless friends.
We have a monthly meeting at work that is supposedly mandatory but many people use their baby shields to get out of it.
I thought that my brother was going to be in trouble but since he had a kid, he uses his baby shield to get him out of anything, especially with Mom.
I thought that my brother was going to be in trouble but since he had a kid, he uses his baby shield to get him out of anything, especially with Mom.
by Rainbow_Cheese July 25, 2011
Get the baby shieldmug.