Sharpet

A stain left after accidently getting Sharpie marker on ones carpet.

Oh No! I just Sharpeted all over.

by Bowlseph Nemo December 29, 2008

facebook sharer

when you own ur own account on facebook and a friend does not n they go on urs.

Kendal:hey jasmine can i go on ur facebook i need to be a look at something?

Jasmine: yeah i guess so i guess i can be a facebook sharer.

by kenrid June 27, 2009

sharpen your crayon

(1.) To masturbate into the back of your 60-pack crayola crayon box.

I'm going to sharpen your crayon...ONE HANDED!

by CLAIREDEANDESIREE August 15, 2007

Sharpen

The common act of which a male by instinct checks out a female even if he does or does not find her attractive.

Man, she ain't even hot but you keep sharpening.

by LBOT January 7, 2011

sharpened pencil

circumcised penis

when i was young, I had my pencil sharpened.

by cmoorepuss April 20, 2004

Sharpening the Pencil

When a guy inserts his penis into a girls tight pussy and fucks her until they both cum, making the guys penis sharp like a pencil. AKA- Sharpening his pencil.

Guy 1- hey how was your girl last night?
Guy 2- great! i was Sharpening The Pencil, if you know what i mean!
Guy 1- ah you're so lucky!

by BreeTiful1211 February 20, 2011

sharpening

When the female sits on a cock and spins herself round on it, copying the motion of sharpening a pencil.

I went to Georges house to do some hardcore sharpening today

by Banter1235 March 15, 2014