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Sea Cougar

The act of having sex with an elderly woman in the middle of the ocean, ejaculating on her face, then covering it with seaweed, finished by clapping your hands in the air and going "ort ort"
Your mom looks like she would love a Sea Cougar
by Kevjes Garbishop December 11, 2012
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sea shanty 2

A MIDI file; a song; the definitive banger from Runescape Old School.
I fucked my girl so hard she said that shit banged harder than Sea Shanty 2.
by @realBatman November 12, 2019
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sea shepherd

Violent extremists with no ethics nor morals. They will stop at nothing to force their extremist minority views upon the majority fascism. They have endangered the lives of others, celebrated their deaths, distorted the facts, and attacked others to propagate their cause.
The Canadian coast guard should have torpedoed the farley mowat for endangering lawful seal hunters and for ramming other ships. The sea shepherd’s claims of being in international waters at the time are as preposterous as their antics.

How appropriate of the sea shepherds to bail out two of their farley mowat crew members with twoonies. They wanted to exchange two loonies for a twoonie!
by Eddy April 16, 2008
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Sea Donkey

An extremely unattractive female who is usually found in dim areas and has lots of lumps. Very much resembles a donkey who just crawled out of the sea.
Girls always look better in dim light. You show up at her house the next day to pick her up and next thing you know a dang ol' sea donkey done jumped in yo' car.
by Thebattles June 16, 2011
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Sea-Urchin Bird

The "SUB" is an unusual species of bird that grows inside sea urchins, acting as if the sea urchin is the womb and the bird a fetus. When the sea urchin dies, impregnated with the bird, it crawls out. The Sea Urchin bird is both a myth and a fact. Whether you believe it is in existence or not, it has not been proven wrong therefore cannot be classified as "extinct." it is most commonly seen when students dissect sea-urchins in Marine biology labs, the bird flies out of the urchin as the student cuts through the exoskeleton.
Holy shit Karen! Did you just see that SUB fly out of that Sea urchin?!?!

-or when used in sarcastic remarks

"what do you have a sea-urchin bird up your ass?"

"whats he got up HIS ass? A sea-urchin bird?"
by ProfessorKnell January 8, 2008
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sea cucumber

by punkrockerz420 November 1, 2007
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sea people

sea people are a combination of human semen and sea people themselves as animals. They morph into a humanlike civilization under water in a fish tank.
by JiggySiggy December 18, 2004
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