scomo-shake

when you forcefully make someone shake your hand for the cameras

the prime minister insisted to do the scomo-shake whilst visiting bushfire victims

by fuckwit pm January 9, 2020

Scomo

The act of rapidly and quietly removing oneself from a situation that is expected to turn bad imminently, and often, remaining out of sight whilst the worst of the situation unfolds.

A well crafted 'scomo' may be achieved by returning to the situation as others are executing remediation works and declaring the successes of recovery as one's own.

A masterful 'scomo' is achieved by exhibiting the features above, whilst also being the catalyst of the situation in the first place. Upon one's return, a successful disinformation campaign is waged that either blames others for the initiation of events preceding, or otherwise absolves one from any form of responsibility.

Well, Gladys, I used accelerant on the BBQ again and set the garden waste you'd left by fence on fire. The fire got out of hand rather quickly, but I pulled a masterful scomo: I disappeared from the scene, pretending I was out for a run to the shop. I came back when the fire crew arrived, and once they’d extinguished the fire I ran in to congratulate them heartily. They didn’t seem best pleased, but I told them I don’t hold a hose and that it was the wife that left the BBQ idle from the previous night. Of course, I told Jenny, the neighbour, and the entire street of how my meticulous maintenance of our yard slowed the fire and saved both mine and the neighbour’s house from certain destruction. When the inspector turned up, I convinced him the child next door regularly plays with matches, and the authorities were most helpful in providing a report indicating the fire likely started due to lack of diligence from the neighbour!

by Hellion Wisp July 20, 2021

Scromplaticanation

The mathematical equation for figuring out how much something can scromplat

I calculated the scromplaticanation for a banana and it came out to 3

by Thelvern August 21, 2022

scremo/screamo

a genre of music. like emo. but rather than acoustic i-want-to-kill-myself style, its more scream-and-smash-everything-up style. a decent scremo/screamo style will have a talented vocalist and original melody. also the song will not just be full on screaming. it will be done tastefully.

grace gale

very good band

song eg: infected by
song eg: the education you recieve at pima medical

"when your life is getting a bit dull, listen to some scremo/screamo, it'll make you think"

by hmmmm no.. April 22, 2006

Scroogled

A stupid campaign made by Microsoft to bash Gmail about how they tailor it's ads based on keywords from the email. They also started a website and a petition about it.

Guy 1: "Hey, I heard your dog died, but Google offered me some pet coupons. "

Guy 2: "You've just been Scroogled."

by TopTopLel February 21, 2013

scromble

Verb: To scromble is to mess up or create disorder in a playfully annoying manner. To accidently or purposefully, but without malice, mess up a whole pile of carefully arranged papers or items. May also be substituted for the more pedestrian "scramble" when ordering eggs.

Hey! You scrombled up all my homework, you scrombling scrombler! Ahhhh! Now you scrombled up my hair! Stop it!

by Maureen McNally November 12, 2008

scroogled

What happens to users who use Google services due to revelation of collaboration with the NSA. The collaboration is so deep, Google isn't even allowed to discuss their level of involvement. Unrelated to Microsoft marketing campaign. Related: microshafted

I was reading a news story that I found while searching on Google. Turns out I'm scroogled because the NSA has my search history.

by dipiddy August 26, 2013