Scientollywood

A town filled with Scientologists.

I'm taking a meeting in Scientollywood with Tom Cruise's people.

by Terrymac January 17, 2013

scientologist soup kitchen

A myth. No such thing. This is about as non-existant as a unicorn. Scientology goes after only rich people by enticing them with "Celebrity Centers". The Church of Scientology does not have any outreach for the poor. If you can not afford to join they do not want you.

"You hear 'bout our boy Marcus scoring a Maybach?"

"Hell no! That is about as real as a Scientologist soup kitchen. Marcus is a damn liar."

by eze in the Durty South February 12, 2009

Sheentology

A religion based on the beliefs and practices of Charlie Sheen,circa February 2011.

There is possible foot-licking involved, and frequent mention of goddesses.
Sheentology appeals primarily to men aged 18-42.

"Bro,Charlie Sheen thinks he is a total frickin' rock star from Mars,and that hookers and porn stars are goddesses!
Sheentology is a religion that I could really make a commitment to."

porn stars hookers Charlie Sheen celebrity melt down
tiger blood gum for everyone

by Bart's Mom March 16, 2011

Scientologist

A bunch of hollywood actors that like to set trends while they really don't care what any of it means as long as they think they look cool talking about it and doing it. If they really belived in something they would'nt be getting Divorced every other month and getting hooked up with the next big actor.

Tom cruze is a Scientologist he also jumps on chairs freakin out oprah and the world what a cock sucker.

by tube666 November 21, 2006

scientologist stew

another term for clam chowder.

Derived from a scientologist's belief that humankind comes from clams.

That was a fine bowl of scientologist stew I had for dinner last night.

by sarahsarah April 13, 2008

Scientolobooty

Extra large B-Hinds, usually of Hollywood B list/old Sitcom actors and actresses, who spout off about Scientology and the benefits of wasting hundreds of thousands of dollars just to get the rank of Clear. When they reach the rank of "Clear", they usually find out that actually means what their bank balance now is.

Check out Christie Alley's Scientolobooty.

by ShiniGami666 May 26, 2008

Scientologist

1. Someone who is of questionable social ability.
2. Someone who is severely gullible.
3. Someone who can look facts in the face and totally ignore them.

1. I wish that guy would leave he is such a scientologist
2. Hey I just convinced Dave that Santa was moving to the south pole! What a scientologist
3. I can't believe you still think the earth is flat - what a scientologist.

by Fraser Steen September 16, 2007