The best thing that has ever happend to me x3 would be nothing without him and no one has ever made me more happy <3 Totally gorgeous super fit sexy boy who is an amazing boyfriend treats you better than anyone else is always there for you but isn't anything like any other guy x You will never meet another guy like him, he is one of a kind and you would be lucky to have a guy like him <3 I love him more than anything <3
by AliceMaria November 5, 2012

to be fooled into thinking a girl is hot through a picture she sends while in real life she is actually quite unfortunate.
by omghahalol May 17, 2009

Sam is an abbreviation for the comman names "Samuel" and "Samantha". You can infer by the name Sam, that the user of the name is either lazy, and doesn't want to spell out his/her name, or so not like their current name and believe that "Sam" is slightly better. When broken down, if Sam is used for
Samantha, you could assume that Sam could be tom-boyish. When used as a male refference, you would commonly refer to him as a skater boy.
Samantha, you could assume that Sam could be tom-boyish. When used as a male refference, you would commonly refer to him as a skater boy.
"Hey there Sam, how's it going?"
by bsdugslgvldx December 20, 2007

by memonlou h January 3, 2013

Silly Asian Mother - Asian mothers who stress more about their children's schoolwork than their kids do, are super strict and hold uber conservative views on such diverse issues as dress code, music, dating, and how to save money.
Asian Girl #1: Maaan, my mom jus argued w/ the store manager for 30 min just so she could return a shirt that costs $10
Asian Girl #2: My mom's like that too, our moms are such SAMs
Asian Girl #2: My mom's like that too, our moms are such SAMs
by only4given February 4, 2010

Smart Ass Masochist
A rude or pushy person who acts out, tries to dominate others or pick fights hoping to be punished (what they really want). Especially in the BDSM community. Basically a sub who acts like a dom but really wants to be smacked down by a real dom.
A rude or pushy person who acts out, tries to dominate others or pick fights hoping to be punished (what they really want). Especially in the BDSM community. Basically a sub who acts like a dom but really wants to be smacked down by a real dom.
Example: (couple watching movie)
"Why'd that guy mouth off to the dominatrix?"
"He's a SAM."
"SAM?"
"Smart Ass Masochist. He's acting up so he'll get the punishment he actually wants without looking like a snivelling wimp."
"Why'd that guy mouth off to the dominatrix?"
"He's a SAM."
"SAM?"
"Smart Ass Masochist. He's acting up so he'll get the punishment he actually wants without looking like a snivelling wimp."
by Gamerjim June 26, 2014
