Fap Salad

The act of ejaculating on your salad for a nice dressing to give to your loved one or spouse. Makes a good side for a meal!

"Hey Jenny what do u have for lunch?"
"Henry made me a big bowl of fap salad!"

by Dick Thieman December 23, 2012

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Salad

Yob, in the south we call people salads who are young and partake in criminal activity

Did you hear about that Mikey who got caught stealing a car?

Yes, what a little salad he is

by So19 November 7, 2019

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Toss Salad

Stimulating another person’s anus with your tongue.

Did you toss salad last night? I sure did! Did she like it? She sure did!

by Newfie blogger January 5, 2019

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Labia Salad

Coined term by Patrick Cloud from the YouTube channel "All Def" meaning a woman's vagina doused in your favorite salad dressing.

Tina: I want to spice things up in the bedroom
Mike: I've always wanted to try a Labia Salad... I'll get the French dressing.

by FlyingV92 May 13, 2020

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To skate without a helmet (most likely in warmup or practice) with the soul purpose of showing off your sick hockey flow(or salad). In the tight knit hockey world, letting your locks flow is a sacred hockey player ritual - a rite of passage for the true hockey beauty.

Think I should go for a salad skate in Warmup?
yeah show the flow, lots of hot chicks out their!

by Royal14 April 24, 2011

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