Salem Techsperts

The greatest technician that’s ever lived.

Person 1: You know Salem Techsperts?
Person 2: Yeah, he’s the greatest technician that’s ever lived!
Person 1: True, he’s way better than Linus.

by Rafitimba June 11, 2024

Salem

a black cats name from the show Sabrina the teenage witch

nothing it’s just that Salem is a name

by JuanDavid9904 August 28, 2025

Salem Broads

A general term claiming a broad in Salem, OR. Is one of the following, a hoe, too childish, a game playing cunt,a stuck up rich girl who loves cocaine, or a stupid bitch who can't take a hint.

Dude 1: woah! Those girls are hot, man!

Dude 2: careful, those are all Salem broads

Dude 2, ew, disgusting. Fucking garbage. Good looking out man.

by Arod/Lexrod August 8, 2016

Salem

Salem is the kind of person everybody wants to be friends with. She is popular, friendly, and has a great sense of humor. Salem loves animals almost as much as she loves people, maybe more. She loves, animals, reading, and being creative. While she jumps around friends often she can be counted on to be a loyal bestie. She has a unique aura that people are drawn to and sometimes has a hard time with all of the attention. She probably also has really pretty eyes that match the brightness of her personality. She is very easy to talk to and people tell her all of their secrets which she does her best not to spill. Salem is definitely a friend worth making.

A: Who's that girl everyone's talking to?
B: That's Salem

by pokémonboy November 13, 2023

Salem Ass Jeans

Jeans/denim that are no longer trendy at the moment, but they were in a previous cycle.

Similar to comparing the big city trends to the suburban trends, and how the suburbs are often one-step behind the more modern city trends (Portland, Oregon versus Salem, Oregon in this example).

Portland (circa 2014): Everyone wearing dark washed, selvedge denim.
Salem (circa 2014): Everyone wearing light washed, bootcut jeans with hammer loops.

When my friend Kevin moved to Portland from Salem, he lamented his current jeans situation: "I need to get some newer jeans for Portland, I got some Salem Ass Jeans right now."

by manjoseph January 21, 2022

Salem Village Whip

A Salem Village Whip is a broom. A nice, shiny, fast one.

When I ride my Salem Village Whip around the town, I wear my pointy hat and click my heels. Because you know my man likes that! Ha ha ha! Hee hee hee! Boo!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Salem

A very cool and pretty person. Monmon's favorite.

I love you salem you're a very cool and pretty person

by Monajjee December 13, 2021