Rusty Staub

When you bust on a bitches face and hit her in the face from the left with your dick. If you poke her in the eye its a double. If you give her a bloodly nose its a homerun. If you knock her out its a Grandslam. if she catches it her mouth its an out.

From Heavens Fury
Dude I totally rusty staub that bitch last night. What I love about the rustyrusty staub is that even when your out you win.
by Heaven's Fury August 03, 2010
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Rusty Walrus

When a guy takes a dump into a condom, ties it at the end and put's it in the freezer then takes it out to use as a dildo on a girl.
'Dude, that guy just gave that girl a Rusty Walrus'
by myface89 November 11, 2009
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Rusty Raspberry

Motorboatin' the but cheeks
Jd always giggles like a school girl whenver Robert gives him a rusty raspberry
by Puff N' Stuff June 30, 2010
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rusty kabob

Ingredients needed:

1. cherry tomato
2. onion
3. green pepper
5. perferably a midget

Start this sexual act by stuffing a cherry tomato, onion, and a green pepper up your partner's ass (perferably a midget).

Next, you pound your partner in the ass 'til all of the vegetables are so mashed they stick to your cockmeat.

Then, yank that dripping pole out of her swollen ass and feed her that dirty man-meat . . . DEEP down her hungry throat . . .

Yummyyyyy ! ! ! ! ! !
My cock was so deep up this midgets ass the tomato from my rusty kabob came out the back of her throat.
by Delmarva Inbreeds July 27, 2009
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Rusty omelette

Rusty Omelette; The Act in which a turkey baster is filled with a scrambled raw egg, then the contents are injected into someones ass. The Contents are then shat out into a hot frying pan, cooked and finally served back to the lucky participants
Oh My God , that bitch let me serve her my rusty omelette.
by Jose Kaiser December 16, 2006
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Rusty Skinpipe

The act of fucking a girl on her period, getting blood on your dick and having it dry, hence it being "rusty"
Jimmy: I just banged this Russian dyke, but I got blood all over my cock!
Timmy: Did you wash it?
Jimmy: Uhhh, no......
Timmy: Then you got a rusty skinpipe bro
by Crazy374747 September 20, 2016
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rusty undercarriage

Someone who doesn't like to wipe after a fat shit.
"I heard he has a rusty undercarriage."
by Onethatpeoplehaventusedyet August 02, 2014
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