Fluffy Rubin

When you have sex with a girl, then pull out and slap her in the face 3 times with you penis. Finally after being slapped she gives you oral sex.

She came over to my house and I gave her a Fluffy Rubin.

My girl thought it was gonna be sex as usual, but I mixed things up with a Fluffy Rubin.

by Just_Trynna_Get_My_Dick_Wet52 January 29, 2014

ruiner

A great song by Nine inch Nails, off the album The Downward Spiral

dude I was listening to ruiner on repeat about 60 times yesterday. God I love this song

by nin fan May 10, 2006

Ruinism

The art and science of destroying freedom by allowing people to make bad decisions. Peripherating through society but not limited to legalization of drugs, college education for the unmotivated and home ownership for the financially irresponsible. The end result being martial law and bigger government as a solution to the problems it creates.

Making welfare and food stamps easier than earning money at a trade is an example of Ruinism.

by Stephan Smolka January 9, 2009

I don't want to ruin our friendship

Phrase used in polite company. Literal translation is "There's no fricking way I am going to have sex with your fat ugly ass." Used in conjunction with the horrendous phrases "You're a nice guy but..." and "It's not you, it's me."

While I appreciate that you've actually taken a bath for the first time since 1983, I just...don't want to ruin our friendship...

by Paul Wartenberg July 11, 2004

high ruiner

A person who always ruins or fucks up your high when you smoke with them. The things they do to ruin you high include but are not limited to: not sharing food with you but with everyone else, poking you, teasing you with food, being very hyper and annoying, and over exagerating their high.

person 1: im hungry.
high ruiner: too bad you cant have any of my food.
person 1: what the fuck? you gave him food.
high ruiner: well im not giving you any.
person 1: fuck you, you stupid ass high ruiner.

by dillon c August 5, 2006

Parade Ruiner

A fat or ugly cheerleader or baton/ flag twirler wearing a short skirt, tight pants, or a leotard, Usually marching in a parade.

"This marching band is pretty good."

"Nevermind, all the baton twirlers are parade ruiners."

-or-

"This parade is full of parade ruiners."

by Doublewolf October 23, 2009

Ruined

When a girl has been fucked so hard that she never wants to have sex again.

Dude 1: Hey man, i hear Omar was with that new girl last night.

Dude 2: Ahhh shit!! Well thats that. Shes fucking ruined now man.

by pablo6969 June 9, 2010