rub_n

a creator that says “HHEEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE?” a lot

Person: “isn’t that confusing
Rub_n: “HEHHHEHEEEEHEHEEHEHEHE?”

by Exmaple January 20, 2021

Rub a Dub

Lap Dance

Lets get a rub a dub

by ML1 February 4, 2003

rub register

a female version of the male spank bank

Seeing Roy's massive cock, Sarah filed it in her rub register for futher contemplating.

by cashole August 24, 2006

Rub some bacon on it

Rubbing bacon on it makes it feel better

Man 1: dude I have abad headache
Man 1: rub some bacon on it you'll be fine

by Sid potter December 16, 2016

Rub One Out

The act of rubbing one's sperm out in a easy flowing consistent motion.

Bubba: " Yeah gotta go home, put on my purple nikes, get my smokes, rub one out, shave my pubes, && bum a ride."

by Puddin0987654 September 10, 2010

rub rub

The term used when a male gives the female a massage just because he wants to and thinks thats the least she deserves. Rub rub will normally go on for about 1 hour, maybe 2 hours, depending on how fast the female falls asleep. Throughout the duration of rub rub, if the female gets thirsty, the male is inclined to go and get her a drink of nesquik to quench her thirst throughout the rub rub. And to clarify, the female should never have to give rub rub.

Female: I would like some rub rub
Male: Sure no problem, I thought you'd never ask

by snugglemypussy November 16, 2010

rub one out

To rub one out means for a guy to put all his hands on his dick and then pull & stroke his joy-stick until he has a rub-gasm and blows his load preferably into his own mouth.

Sometimes, all I can think about is guys and their dicks and I just have to rub one out!

by USAF Cadet January 27, 2021