Rory

Someone who is majorly obese and cannot help themselves when it comes to food. They are always chubbing themselves and being generally podgey. All they ever seem to think about is food. They are an almighty blobsome!

person 1: Wow they are chubby!
person 2: They must be a Rory

by random500 December 14, 2010

Rory Stewart

God among men. Rory has flown across several countries including: Iraq, Iran, India, Nepal and Afghanistan. He eats trees for breakfast, but it so awesome that he plants them right after. He plants trees such as Deodar, a name which I've never heard of in my life. Rory, you are bad-ass, you are strength and might; YOU ARE THE CONQUERER OF WORLDS, THE VANQUISHER OF WAR AND HUNGER: YOU ARE IRONMAN!

Rory Stewart knocks my socks off.

by Professor Catface Meowmers January 2, 2009

Rory

Kiss me out of the bearded barley
Nightly, beside the green, green grass
Swing, swing, swing the spinning step
I'll wear those shoes and you will wear that dress.

Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me, out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand,
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling,
So kiss me.

Kiss me, down by the broken tree house
Swing me, upon its hanging tire
Bring, bring, bring your flowered hat
We'll take the trail marked on your father's map

Oh, kiss me, beneath the milky twilight
Lead me, out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling,
So kiss me

Kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me
So kiss me
So kiss me
So kiss me

I love you Rory more than the stars

by Ms. Goober May 4, 2008

rory

A raging homosexual boner.

"John had a gigantic rory for Peter when he saw him in the shower."

by FranBalls February 18, 2008

Rory Mcpartland

Usually acts black, but extremely white.
Small penis very no pleasure at all
Small Physical Appearance
Usually fucks chick by the name alisha

Drew: hey who's that white boy
Maria: It's Rory Mcpartland

by sghjgdhjgsjgfhfgshjgds August 17, 2010

Rory

Rory is the gayest boy ever. Every time he gets with a girl they dump him he doesn’t dump them. He has the tiniest dick and is the skinniest prick alive. He tries to fit in but it never works everyone pretends to be friends with him but really they find him irritating

Yo you see that Rory kid over there he’s so fucking annoying

by Rory is the gayest boy everrr July 3, 2019

Rory

Someone who buys one thing but then wants another so they try to make the first thing look like what they really want.

Look at the state of that Rory in a honda crx with Lexus lights.
He's such a Rory

by Gazor July 24, 2008