Roof Clam

a flying saucer that has landed on an earthlings roof. Most likely to enticing f@#$ing JAMS being bumped.
YO Darren had a roof clam on his house last week. Now his songs are playing through the airwaves!!
by Zordy September 27, 2020
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Goats on a roof

The act of several (usually three) really hairy women nibbling on a man's hair while he's lying on his stomach.
Jimbo's bar friends followed him home to witness his lady neighbors role play goats on a roof.
by Da Duffster September 17, 2016
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lankford roofing

Lankford roofing company is a residential and commercial roofing company established 1937 in Denison Texas.
by Roofing December 15, 2016
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Roofing Noodles

Any pill to make the pain go away.
"Do you have some Roofing Noodles for this pain."
by Ttoolman July 07, 2021
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Roof hang

That loose skin on the roof of your mouth that you get after burning it badly
I have the worst case of roof hang because that pizza was so hot
by It's phil April 22, 2017
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Red roof

When a girl on her period rides your faces.
Aye! She just gave me that red roof!”
by Cxrpze January 06, 2021
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Dick roof

An oversized disproportionate belly which hangs over your penis so you cannot see it. Also know as a pecker patio, and penis shelter
I was naked walking in the rain. Everywhere got soak and wet except for my penis thanks to my dick roof - DAyBallz
by RyanandDaylensnutz July 19, 2019
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