(in im)
me: hey, guess what. i got a 49 on math test.
stupid ass friend: really, i got a 99, rotflmaolidgas. you so
stupid! mwahaha.
me: drop dead.
me has logged off at 12:59:59 EST.
stupid ass friend: you still there?
me'
s auto answer: you go away,
stupid carpet licker. I have a life.