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Inconsiderus roomaticum

Name of bacteria species given to bacteria that grows on pans left out
Other: Dude whats growing in that pan?
You: Inconsiderus roomaticum its a cure for slobitis
Other: You should bottle that sh*t
You: I could sell it by the gallon!
by challgren July 22, 2010
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blue room bingo

Waiting in line for a Porta Potty, watching the doors open and hoping the next one is going to be yours.
When I play Blue Room Bingo I'm more concerned about who used the Blue Room last, not necessarily when someone comes out.

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Where's John? This concert is awesome and he's wanted to see this band for months!

He had to pee so he's playing Blue Room Bingo
by realmccoy420 November 22, 2011
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Conference Room Circle Jerk

A conference room circle jerk is when many management consultants gather to express their intelligence (see clown posse) while not getting anything done. Although many individuals who engage in this behavior come from a fraternity background, a conference room circle jerk has the opposite rules of "soggy biscuit" in that the goal is not to climax early, but rather to hold back your "pearls of wisdom" until the end of the designated meeting end time. This makes you appear to be the smartest person in the room. The loser or the consumer of the "soggy biscuit" is the individual who is in the room not paying attention while attempting to complete actual work. This person is assigned any (usually asinine) action items from the meeting.
Paul: Wow, what a conference room circle jerk! We literally spent three hours of my life that I will never get back.

Ed: That sounds terrible. Who ate the soggy biscuit?

Paul: Unfortunately Eric, he was dealing with a client issue while trying to keep his sanity during the clown show.
by B-MAG November 3, 2013
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Dinner Room

An extremely embarrassing and unforgivable way of describing a diner or cafe in a moment of panic and hesitation.
Zoey: Where do you want to meet tonight?

Christian: Uhh... The ‘dinner room’!!
by Phantom Joss June 14, 2018
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Breakout Room

It's a feature in Zoom where the host can divide the participants into randomized groups. When it comes to online school, it is the worst thing on the planet. On the surface it sounds like a decent idea, but when you have classes with only a few friends and a lot of students who you know never do any work, it's all on you to get anything done. You have to have pretty good RNG to be paired with students who will actually also do work.
Teacher: Alright guys, I'm going to be putting you guys into breakout rooms for the next five minutes.
Student A: Great, time to try and be productive for a whole five minutes while no one else does anything.
Student B: *Says nothing because he isn't even in the room*
by definitionsandstuff April 29, 2021
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smoke-filled room

What goes on in those smoked-filled rooms?
by Anonymous August 17, 2003
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The Back of the Room Boys

Group of boys common in most classroom settings, usually consisting of 3, but can be more. They take up residence in the rear of a classroom; usually by the heating unit or a dusty bookshelf/filing cabinet. They use this area as their base of operations, as it's really easy to get away with goofing off in class. Some behaviors they take part in include, (but aren't limited to) consuming vast quantities of food, (sometimes for the soul purpose of making loud crunching sounds to piss off their classmates), burping really loud, kicking others seats, shooting volleys of spitballs, telling dirty jokes, destruction of school-owned property and overall being an absolute distraction to the current lesson at hand. Sometimes the group will migrate out of their dugout to the bathroom, where they can continue their bad behavior in a more private setting; such as vaping, or taking a monster shit in the urinal.
(explosion followed by laughter)

Goddammit. The back of the room boys are at it again.

Example 2:

"And so. We then carry the 3 and we'll use it in the next column which gives us a remainder of-

BurrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Teacher: "Who was that? No seriously. Whoever did that is getting detention."

Teachers pet: "It was Kyle."

Teacher: "thank you, Jeffrey. As for you Kyle, I sentence you to the gulag! And that goes for the rest of you back of the room hooligans!"
by Suckmytoes_77 August 17, 2022
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