A doofus who can't even drive a stick shift, but who goes to great expense trying to make his car LOOK fast without increasing it's performance. All show and no blow!
Look at that silly Honda with the big exhaust pipe and the wing! The jackass ricer thinks it's cool, but it has an automatic transmission! What a pantywaist!
by Sneaky Snyde May 30, 2005
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Any group of white suburban teenagers whom drive cars (that they think are fast once loaded with mounds of useless non-preformance inproving parts)that their parents bought them. (noted for their inablity to pronounce race as it comes out as rice)
by Obsidian November 19, 2002
Get the ricers mug.A dumbass who buys an import economy car like a Honda Civic, puts useless, garbage looking things on the body (stickers, bright, ugly green paint, neon lights, a 747 wing, etc) as well as the infamous (and extremely gay as fuck) fart can exhaust.
All this is to make the car appear faster, when in reality the owner probably hasn't even touched the engine, or if they have, the performance of the car has only increased slightly, despite what the dumbass ricer usually says. Ricers typically like to go around, revving their fart cans and trying to race Mustangs (who usually don't give them the time of day).
If you're a real man and are driving muscle, do the world proud and embarrass these ricer morons at the drags.
All this is to make the car appear faster, when in reality the owner probably hasn't even touched the engine, or if they have, the performance of the car has only increased slightly, despite what the dumbass ricer usually says. Ricers typically like to go around, revving their fart cans and trying to race Mustangs (who usually don't give them the time of day).
If you're a real man and are driving muscle, do the world proud and embarrass these ricer morons at the drags.
Ricer: Dude I put a 747 wing on the back of my car and a coffee can on the muffler, it's way faster than your gay mousestang
Mustang Driver: My car has 300 horsepower and enough torque to rip your car in half, stock, not to mention it doesn't sound like a dying animal.
Mustang Driver: My car has 300 horsepower and enough torque to rip your car in half, stock, not to mention it doesn't sound like a dying animal.
by Muscleftw March 29, 2009
Get the ricer mug.a street racer who drives a highly upgraded/souped up japanese import, typically including an ungodly large wing. see rice burner.
ricer racer: my honda accord has two turbos, a NOS kit, a cold air intake, a borla exhaust system, and a carbon fiber wing.
dude:nice?
ricer racer: fuckin right.
dude:nice?
ricer racer: fuckin right.
by jenou February 25, 2008
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by Dante_is_dead August 15, 2006
Get the Richter 10.0 mug.Perpetually pointy nipples.
Some nipples are always pointy they never go down warm cold, no matter. Horney or not, no matter.
Some nipples are always pointy they never go down warm cold, no matter. Horney or not, no matter.
Look at the Richters in that haulter top!
by mad as hell May 26, 2004
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