The act of taking advantage of the natural curvature of one's lower limbs to kick another person in the general crotchal region while standing to their posterior.
1) Even though he was standing behind Ross, Englebert was still capable of causing him great pain by way of kicking his testis through the practical application of the Kansas City Courtesy Reach-Around.
by your.pseudonym November 2, 2009
Get the Kansas City Courtesy Reach-Around mug.This is where the female steps behind the man, kneels behind him, and eats his asshole while uppercutting his ball sack. A variation of this consist of pulling on his schlong till he squeels like a dolphin verses eating his cornhole.
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The next in the Halo line of games. Often the cause of divorces and disownings. Coming after Halo 3: ODST, it will be released in 2010, and is being dubbed Halo 4 after Halo 3: ODST was only just released as a new game and not an addon to Halo 3.
Jim: "FUCK ME! I CAN'T WAIT FOR HALO: REACH. I AINT GOING TO MARRY U COS ITS ON THE SAME DAY AS HALO: REACH IS RELEASED!"
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1. Two men are in a room together and they are naked.
2. They both like each other enough to penetrate the other.
3. They are both gay.
4. One man (the bitch of the two) is taking it up the ass. (by "it" I mean the other man's penis, and by "up the ass" I mean up the ass.
5. The man who is ramming his rim-rod up and around his partner's sphincter must then use one hand to "Reach-Around" and masturbate his partner until he cums.
6. It can be done with two girls as well but then it's not as funny. Oh and they don't necessarily have to have penises.
1. Two men are in a room together and they are naked.
2. They both like each other enough to penetrate the other.
3. They are both gay.
4. One man (the bitch of the two) is taking it up the ass. (by "it" I mean the other man's penis, and by "up the ass" I mean up the ass.
5. The man who is ramming his rim-rod up and around his partner's sphincter must then use one hand to "Reach-Around" and masturbate his partner until he cums.
6. It can be done with two girls as well but then it's not as funny. Oh and they don't necessarily have to have penises.
Harry Potter was fucking Ron Weasley's asshole nice and hard when Ron asked him for a reach-around, shortly after this, Ron's penis was spewing out a geyser of gayness.
One time Hermoine asked Ron for a reach-around, however, Ron informed her that she didn't have a penis.
One time Hermoine asked Ron for a reach-around, however, Ron informed her that she didn't have a penis.
by Captain Penis November 11, 2008
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I'm pretty sure that was a Facebook reach-around.
by Andywhy February 23, 2011
Get the Facebook reach-around. mug.A Carkin's Reach-A-Round is when you are walking through the woods with a girl on your back giving you a handjob, AKA doing it "Carkin's Style".
by Jacob Larkin November 23, 2010
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