daily report

after going munber 2. to tell someone about your bowel movement. the shapes, sizes,colors, and textarity of it all.

i wanted to give pete the daily report, but he woundn't listen. i told him anyway.

by bema August 30, 2006

butt hurt report

When someone expresses their anguish in a very annoying way.

As soon as your done whining about your ex, go ahead and fill out a butt hurt report and then mail it to your mommy.

by dr. lexus555 November 2, 2011

Ghetto Reporter Syndrome

Derived from the famous ghetto reporter video on youtube. Syndrome where something angers you and and you talk mad trash (including some reference to drugs or ghetto-fabulous terms is a plus) against the thing that angered you.

Chris: Fuck that bitch ass cock sucking broke titty mother fucking swine flu bitches tearing up my immune system! After consuming fuck-tons of Vitamin C, my white blood cells were fucking strapped like Rambo and royally tore the shit out of those crack smoking baking soda snorting cock sucking punk bitch ass swine flu fucktards!

Josh: Wow, the ghetto reporter syndrome. I feel your pain bro.

by SnakeBiter October 30, 2009

report monkey

-In IT Terminology-

An affectionate term for a report developer; especially if he/she is not involved in any aspect of the report developement process other than the actual creating (or coding) of a report.
Similar in use to code monkey and tape monkey

"Yeah, the report looks like crap right now, but I'll have the report monkey fix it up before it goes into production."

by [KPOK] August 16, 2008

poongress report

A progress report concerning the status of the girl a guy is trying to have sex with. Furthermore, this term is used to describe how close a guy is to having sex with a girl and/or the details if said guy has already hooked up with said girl.

I know you are going out with that slut Ashley tonight and I expect you to text me a poongress report later.

by Wall-E Balls January 20, 2011

Reportedly

Adjective used by news companies to legally post fake stuff on their websites...

Trump reportedly helped win the elections by Russia

by Eltharynd May 21, 2018

TPS report

You must remember to have the new cover sheet for these reports, otherwise Bill and everyone else in the office will annoy you.

You apparently didn't put one of the new cover sheets on your TPS reports.

by Austin James April 6, 2004