The exact same thing as a Democrat. Underneath their poorly constructed facade to appear in opposition to the policies supported by the Democrats, Republicans are actually the exact same thing as Democrats. With the exception of a few surface issues that the two parties differ on, used as a cover to placate the under-educated and ignorant masses and thereby confuse them into thinking that they actually have a choice, both Republicans and Democrats ultimately have the exact same agendas. It's sad to see you all arguing over the same thing. Maybe you should start raising a commotion over the fact that your nation is being controlled by a small group of fat rich white men who don't give a shit about anyone but themselves.

The American two party system of democracy is a farce.

Republican by Canadian and Proud August 15, 2006

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an anus. anal retentive. ass squeezer. perfect narcissist bitch-hole.aka: asshole, poop-chute, george bush, georges mom and poo poo daughter girls.

i wanna billy bob a squeert me ins me republican with his taters-balls sauce.

republican by jamesofcleveland June 26, 2007

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Republican

Surreptitious pervert who hangs around middle schools sniffing girls' bicycle seats.

I want to unlock my bike, but that Republican scares me.

Republican by Dr. Warblethroat October 16, 2013

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Republican

Someone who won't keep their damn mouth shut about their views. I know it's ironic but this needs to be said!

Republican: 'Blah blah blah, democrats are idiots, they take our jobs, blah, blah blah, yellow dog, blah'
3rd Party members: 'Shut the fuck up.'

Republican by Boogaley Doo August 18, 2015

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