relevant procrastination

Performing arguably "useful" searches in a store or on the internet when in fact you're just wasting time and goofing off.

Instead of scouring the bookstore or internet for assistance with his calculus homework, Steve spent untold hours engaged in relevant procrastination researching netbook computers "for his mom".

by fuzzygreysocks May 10, 2010

release station

1)The bathroom
2)A station where you release your internal struggles.

Pardon me, I must use the release station.

by KingMikeDG March 15, 2015

Relegation Battle

The process upon which a former champion or champies is dumped to the heap of forgotten losers.

e.g. I cant believe he is involved in a relegation battle. Pathetic, he should rather keep to himself.

by casman07 September 12, 2016

release the grease

To smother your loved one in Gentleman's Relish.

To decant one's Devils Porridge.

Brace yourself darlin, it's time to release the grease!!

by Burning blue soul March 17, 2017

releig

an overthinker who has anxiety. gets all of the boys, likes to do risky fun things with her friends

releig is my best friend.

by breleigh July 2, 2020

Relephant

When something relevant is also a very big deal!

When you start dating someone, letting them know that you have AIDS is very Relephant!

by R-Dickulous June 17, 2021

Release the demons

To ejaculate

Couldn't focus on work, had to release the demons to get back on track.

by For the love of Pete September 15, 2021