A dog adopted together by a couple (who are typically young). This pet comes to represent the beginnings, trials and tribulations of their relationship to one another, in lieu of an actual child. Said dog is typically adopted from a no-kill shelter.
"After Ashley and Michael moved in together, they then took the next step: they adopted a relationship dog."
by thewriteguy April 15, 2012
Get the relationship dogmug. When one is in love with a female for the sole reason of her glorious mammaries. It is very common in this relationship to put up with such useless things as; talking, occasional dates, or even learning names if need be.
Glenn: Hey, did you hear I have a new girlfriend.
Stacy: What is her name?
Glenn: I dont know. Its a Mammorious Relationship.
Stacy: What is her name?
Glenn: I dont know. Its a Mammorious Relationship.
by Chancy Chancellor October 12, 2009
Get the Mammorious Relationshipmug. A plain relationship, involving dates and time with each other. Also used with sex with no kinks, just plain sex.
by Thank you memes November 20, 2017
Get the vanilla relationshipmug. The following is a guide to relationships; it is written by someone who has never had a complete relationship and is therefore considered to be potentially objective 'n stuff
Guide to relationships
Primary requirements for a happy relationship:
Love
Honesty
Respect
Trust
Faith
Without all five of the aforementioned prerequisites; at least one of the participents will never be truly happy.
The key to a successful relationship is communication. Open and honest communication ensures that there are no problems, no doubts. If you are in love with someone, you have nothing to hide from them or from yourself.
To be honest with others, you must first be honest with yourself.
You do know when you are making the wrong decision; what is the point of lying to yourself? You still know the truth - thats just silly.
It is too easy to talk yourself into the wrong choice; it is just as easy to make the right choice and it just gets easier.
Honesty requires very little brain power and instead of hurting the ones who love you; it makes them stronger.
A relationship must be balanced!
You are equals in every way
You both make the decisions, you both take responsibility
Its all about love; not money, not power, not intelligence - just love.
Primary requirements for a happy relationship:
Love
Honesty
Respect
Trust
Faith
Without all five of the aforementioned prerequisites; at least one of the participents will never be truly happy.
The key to a successful relationship is communication. Open and honest communication ensures that there are no problems, no doubts. If you are in love with someone, you have nothing to hide from them or from yourself.
To be honest with others, you must first be honest with yourself.
You do know when you are making the wrong decision; what is the point of lying to yourself? You still know the truth - thats just silly.
It is too easy to talk yourself into the wrong choice; it is just as easy to make the right choice and it just gets easier.
Honesty requires very little brain power and instead of hurting the ones who love you; it makes them stronger.
A relationship must be balanced!
You are equals in every way
You both make the decisions, you both take responsibility
Its all about love; not money, not power, not intelligence - just love.
by luke warm October 18, 2008
Get the Guide to relationshipsmug. Leaving or otherwise cheating on your girl/guy/bootycall with a much less attractive/worthy person.
Having a mature loving person always there for you and dissing them for a young naive useless girl without a clue.
Leaving a guy with a job and his own place for a loser in jail or otherwise on probation living with his younger brother since his mother won't even take him in!
Having a mature loving person always there for you and dissing them for a young naive useless girl without a clue.
Leaving a guy with a job and his own place for a loser in jail or otherwise on probation living with his younger brother since his mother won't even take him in!
Did you see that fat nasty ass whore Danny got with and left his sexy baby mama for?! That dumbass is retarded!
Talk about downgrading relationships, that bitch is 3 times bigger then her!
Dam she went from house in the burbs, to a couch in the basement in no time!
Talk about downgrading relationships, that bitch is 3 times bigger then her!
Dam she went from house in the burbs, to a couch in the basement in no time!
by ODC28 August 23, 2011
Get the Downgrading relationshipsmug. Sexual relations between two persons, male female, male male, and when lucky, female female, on different cheer teams.
Person 1: "Did you hear Marley from CA is getting porked by Jerry from Pacific Coast Magic?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they're totally in a intercheerial relationship."
Person 2: "Yeah, they're totally in a intercheerial relationship."
by cheerproawesomekid1 June 27, 2011
Get the intercheerial relationshipmug. The personality changes shown by a man when talking or dealing with his significant other, usually characterized by change in voice inflection and tone, as well as being more well behaved in general. This is typically only shown when the man is involved in a serious, committed relationship, but some men (usually fake, sweet talking men...aka "players") always become relationship george when talking to any woman they are trying to score with. The name george is to be interchanged with the man's actual name. This term comes from the popular TV show Seinfeld and is personified when George's fiance, Susan, begins to hang out with Elaine as a friend.
friend: "Who were you on the phone with?"
man in the relationship: "Oh that was Lisa. I just had to let her know my plans for tomorrow. We are suppossed to go out to dinner."
friend: "Yeah I could tell you were relationship Tom so I knew it was a woman."
George on Seinfeld - "You don't understand. There's relationship George, and then there's the George you know. Baudy George, Funny George."
man in the relationship: "Oh that was Lisa. I just had to let her know my plans for tomorrow. We are suppossed to go out to dinner."
friend: "Yeah I could tell you were relationship Tom so I knew it was a woman."
George on Seinfeld - "You don't understand. There's relationship George, and then there's the George you know. Baudy George, Funny George."
by Dazzle Man April 28, 2007
Get the relationship georgemug.