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Receptionator

Not your traditional receptionist, the Receptionator is a hybrid - a cross between a receptionist, office manager, facilities coordinator, and administrative assistant. The ultimate "go-to" person in the office. Suspected of having superhuman powers.
Stephanie, the Receptionator, simultaneously fielded an incoming call from the CEO who was lost somewhere in Saskatchewan, directed models to the photo shoot down the hall, fired off a power point to a frazzled exec, and wielded a wrench to stop the flood in the men's room.
by murlock June 29, 2011
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Rejectism

Rejectism is the act of people not passing the ball to you in any form of sport with a ball when you are clearly open and asking for the ball.

It is mainly used by people who are not big participaters in sport and when they actually feel like doing something no one passes them the ball
Person 1: *arms up* here, I'm over here

Person 2: *passes it to someone else*

Person 3: person 1, that was so rejectism

Person 1: I know, it's not fair. Rejectism isn't fair
by Ilikeelephants August 1, 2013
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Fear-rection

Fear+Erection.

When a woman puts the fear of God into you, and at the same time turns you on.

A woman could be intimidating, scary, or even just irritable.
However, she still may give you a boner.
Stacie just about ripped my head off, but now I got a Fear-rection.
by majorbro May 28, 2011
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Vitenn reaction

The reaction that occurs between CO2 (carbon dioxide) and sodium chloride (salt) when in H2O (water). The carbon dioxide bonds to the sodium chloride, creating a molecule significantly lighter than water, leading to swift evaporation of both the CO2 and sodium chloride.

The reaction was discovered by Professor Adwardo Vitenn in 1957
When I poured salt into my soda it caused the Vitenn reaction to occur between the CO2 and the salt
by sciencemajor January 1, 2019
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Dick Receptionist

Someone who is willing to receive dicks.
That dude hooked up with so many guys last night, he's such a dick receptionist.
by jaioramos November 15, 2022
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receptioneer

"I think that receptioneer was checkin you out dude. Gay."
by The Squeasel August 26, 2003
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Awksidation Reduction

Any process by which steps are taken to mitigate the awkwardness of a situation.
Sulty: "That was mad awks; they think I'm conservative but they saw me giving my hot manager a ride to the train."
Cool Guy: "Instead of ignoring them and making it more awks, you could have tried an Awksidation Reduction and explained that she was your manager."
Sulty: "You're right. Now they think I'm really liberal."
by hashash007 August 22, 2009
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