Reflectiwank

Standing in front of a mirror and masturbating over your own reflection.

Had a sweet reflectiwank before I came out tonight. I was looking good.

by Israel Kwembo January 1, 2011

rejectarine

A nectarine that has been rejected, typically in an office fruit bowl during summer, either for bruising or the sheer fact that eating a nectarine in the workplace is too cumbersome a task.

Anything goo left in the fruit bowl? Nah just rejectarines.

by Ginadean March 6, 2018

Reflectus Repundus

Will reflect anything done to the user, anything like ur mom gay, your family tree LGBT, anything.

Ms. Teach: Billy, your being expelled.
Billy:*smirks* You sure?
Ms. Teach: Yes, I will call your mother soon.
Billy: Reflectus Repundus
* As Billy is surrounded in magic, Ms. Teach is instantly fired from her job, all her work being deleted in the process. All her family is notified if not instantly, and are disappointed in her.*

by Frisked Plays October 7, 2018

Rejected On Urban Dictionary

Congratulations, you got rejected. You put in your great effort and failed. You're filled with outrage. You go on to voting and decline everything to make people feel your pain. You're still angry. You post definitions of Urban Dictionary Voting and say it's crap. You're still cross. You post something on twitter. No effect. You go on a chat room. You tell everyone how shit urban dictionary is. They all agree after hearing your speeches. You rise up. Mosin Nagants in hand, you and your comrades march on the HQ. In a storm of blood and fire you get in and change the website. There is no more rejection in urban dictionary.

2 weeks later

Urban Dictionary loses all quality. People post their names and people believe Kayla is sweet and not a piece of hellspawn. 69 jokes get past the censors more easily. People give up en masse and urban dictionary dies. You head back to make a final change. You re-enable rejections. A sudden spike of quality is seen, and balance is returned.

Jack got rejected on urban dictionary.

He picked up a gun and went to an orphanage and we haven't seen him since.

by Unfunny blight April 22, 2020

Rejection

Rejection is were someone or something declines you, an idea, an object etc...
A big idea of rejection is in relationships, like when someone asks someone out, they might get 'rejected'.

1) I hate rejection!

2)My crush rejected me just yesterday!

1)Urban dictionary rejected my definitions!

2)How awful!

by The man in the alien costume January 27, 2020

Rejected definition

After posting this definition, it will almost probably be rejected. If you see this, then you are almost probably in touch with reality

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck - by swapping the example with the definition, as done here, one can get an otherwise rejected definition on Urban Dick-ion-hairy/Dick-ionic plasma-hairy

by 321ciDbrU June 27, 2021

Reject Humanity, Become Monke

Reject humanity, become monke is a well-known meme about rejecting humanity because it is boring and becoming a monkey. I mean, who wouldn't want to hang in a tree all day!

Person 1: Ugh, I am so tired of humanity

Person 2: Just Reject Humanity, Become Monke!

Person 1: Omg yeah so true

by hellotherehowareyoulol September 7, 2021