A man scoring 4 different generations of women at the same time within the same family
"Hey Bobby, I went to my girlfriend's family reunion, and I scored an inside relative grand slam!"
by BeatleBabe007 September 18, 2024
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A family member, who’s only benefit in your life is to give you Christmas presents, especially in your youth.
Uncle Jerry wasn’t really around, he was really a Christmas Present Relative
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subject relative

The most literal way to explain every one is their own person. Everyone is a “subject” meaning they experience the world of objects around them. Relative meaning each person has a point of view, or a point of you. While you may think you know what someone is experiencing you can never actually come close to knowing it, but you should respect is as much as you respect your own experience.
We are all subject relatives. The only way we all relate is that we are subjects.
by Outrightproductions November 23, 2021
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Rel

Dogshit player at cops who can’t react for shit best clan he was in was 3nF which is shit
Rel is so fucking ass at critical ops boosted ass can’t even react for shit
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relative poverty

Two friends that haven't seen each other in a long time. One just got back from Peace Core.
"Ya, the people in the village have it rough, being in abject poverty, but they kept such a mellow and kind attitude while I was there."

"I can definitely relate, I was in poverty growing up. Dad unemployed by 2008 recession and all."

"Man, you were no where close to a starving African child back then, with your relative poverty. Absolute poverty is not the same. What?--someone dies every ten minutes from a car crash--when 130 die--of only children (age <5) in the same time."

"Holy shit. Why didn't I think about joining?"

"Mehh, it doesn't matter now. What's done, is gone. You could do other stuff to help lessen extreme poverty though."
by aerodidact October 18, 2014
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Trash Relativity

This term is used to describe the common mentality, usually held by mildly trashy people, that everyone trashier than them is indeed trashy but they fail to recognize their own trashiness.
I'm going to burn this plastic in a barrel behind my house.

That's trashy.

I know I'm not trashy. People in the ghetto are trashy

You have a case of trash relativity my friend.

You really shouldn't walk over furniture like that.

Why?

It ruins the furniture over time and it's trashy

Omg It's not trashy
by Bigbilldoyle July 22, 2019
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