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Person 1: Did you hook up with Jessica last night bro?
Person 2: No way man I was playing Ranked Matches (LoL)
Person 1: Did you get out of gold?
Person 2: No but I'm 90% sure I got some kind of STD from getting fucked by my own team so hard.
Person 2: No way man I was playing Ranked Matches (LoL)
Person 1: Did you get out of gold?
Person 2: No but I'm 90% sure I got some kind of STD from getting fucked by my own team so hard.
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Cleaning the rank diarrhea out of my toilet was harder than cleaning the seamen out of my fleshlight.
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Person 1: Yo did you see that God earlier?
Person 2: You mean Rankine? He's so amazing and sexy
Person 1: I love him so much! His schlong is SO BIG I WANT HIM IN MY BOOTY!!!
Person 2: You mean Rankine? He's so amazing and sexy
Person 1: I love him so much! His schlong is SO BIG I WANT HIM IN MY BOOTY!!!
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