rug muncher

another term for a dyke or lesbian.

That large girl with the short hair and hairy legs looks like a rug muncher.

by Taliesin January 9, 2005

munch rug

eat hairy pussy

i want to munch rug.

by chovasie January 13, 2009

Rugged Pearl

A large, engorged clit of an old bull dyke.

Come suck momma’s rugged pearl.

Her rugged pearl was piecing the crotch of her undersized Lululemons.

I licked her rugged pearl like a cherry dum dum last night.

by Dick Onchin January 25, 2023

Street-Rug

Hookers better known as: hooking ass bitches on the corner or Pussy merchants

My Nigga, I got a forty and my rod is hard for some Street-Rug and nachos. Lets roll

by Hifoe January 19, 2016

Rug Boner

When your rug bunches up and makes humps that have to pushed down.

Dan: Hey man, where's that cool rug you got last week?
Blake: I don't wanna talk about it.
Dan: What happened.
Blake: It kept getting rug boners, so I had to return it.
Dan: Im sorry for your loss man. That's deep...

by THE ASS BREAKAAAHH August 14, 2011

Spum Rug

The Spum rug is a pool of Spum closely resembling a rug. It will spread throughout it’s given location and can even create a Spum baby. The Spum rug can even be used in a new form a knitting

Wow nic that Spum rug sure was bewildering

by JustAToastr November 23, 2022

Twat Rug

The female pubic hair

I love the softness of her twat rug

by kenwyngolf May 29, 2008