Romanian Flashbang

The act of jizzing on someones eyes and clapping their ears at the same time to make the sound of a flashbang.

I gave this girl a romanian flashbang, i think she's traumatized.

by bebbeee December 9, 2024

Romanian

A human with special ability to rob of your items at the speed of light.

Person 1: I dropped my wallet, hold on, wait where the fuck did it go?

Person 2: We are in Romania, a Romanian took it

Person 1: That fast? I didn't even see anyone what the fuck

by I hate pee March 17, 2023

Romanian Bicycle

When two different males place their erect penises in another males gaged ears

Hey! I heard Skylar had a Romanian Bicycle ran on him!

by anonymous September 27, 2022

Romanian Plug Snatcher

A person, typically of Romanian descent, who roams the streets in search of anyone using or in possession of a butt plug, so that they may steal it and add it to their collection.

Bro: Bro, my butt plug got stolen by the Romanian Plug Snatcher.
The Romanian Plug Snatcher: yes and i will do it again

by Romanian Plug Snatcher December 29, 2024

Romanians named Tudor

Annoying perverts who aspire to become Pedophiles. And are also worse at Latin than me but won't admit it because their annoying.

Joe: He's acting like Romanians named Tudor.
Steve: Oh, that's how you know it's gotten bad.

by urmomifyed September 14, 2022

Romanian cow cruncher

When you’re interacting with an extremely thick woman and she squeezes her legs together in attempt to restrain your johnny and balls.

Watch out for those Romanian cow crunchers! Or Fricker Linda got me with Romanian cow cruncher last night.

by Romanian Cow Cruncher July 14, 2024

Romanian Teabag

A variant of the teabag where the teabagee's head is lifted from the ground instead of the teabagger squatting down, similar to the Romanian Deadlift.

Alectris: I just got myself killed on Dreamwalker. Why's Ravvager standing over my body?
Tjuvradden: He's about to give you a Romanian Teabag.

by Ravvager November 18, 2020