The Rohan Theory is something that has been growing on this website for a time unprecedented. When it comes to searching Rohan on the Urban dictionary, the result will only one of two things, people who hate Rohans, or people who have a crush on them. mostly the latter.
Are some people jealous of what it means to be a true Rohan? or are there truly some dastardly Rohans out there. I can't say I know as I've never met a bad Rohan.
Any proof of a "dastardly Rohan" is to be provided to your local county sheriff for further insight into the phenomenon, For one bad Rohan can taint the reputation of all Rohans.
Are some people jealous of what it means to be a true Rohan? or are there truly some dastardly Rohans out there. I can't say I know as I've never met a bad Rohan.
Any proof of a "dastardly Rohan" is to be provided to your local county sheriff for further insight into the phenomenon, For one bad Rohan can taint the reputation of all Rohans.
Subject 1: I've dedicated the last 3 years of my life exploring and studying The Rohan Theory to find out once and for all why there is no middle ground when they are addressed.
Subject 2: Middle ground?
Subject 1: People either love Rohans, or hate them, there's never an in-between, its positively Baffling.
Subject 2: What's Baffling is your inability to pull bitches, get a life, bro.
Subject 2: Middle ground?
Subject 1: People either love Rohans, or hate them, there's never an in-between, its positively Baffling.
Subject 2: What's Baffling is your inability to pull bitches, get a life, bro.
by swag be my balls January 2, 2023
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assigned to the friend in the circle who keeps dropping and/ or letting the joint go out, as coined by Rohan in 2006 thanks to his tireless efforts in dropping it into puddles of water, snow, and generally taking his time.
assigned to the friend in the circle who keeps dropping and/ or letting the joint go out, as coined by Rohan in 2006 thanks to his tireless efforts in dropping it into puddles of water, snow, and generally taking his time.
"ROHAN" exclamation when someone has dropped the joint, intended as an insult
"He pulled a Rohan last night" when describing someone who spent most of the night picking up his dropped joints
"He pulled a Rohan last night" when describing someone who spent most of the night picking up his dropped joints
by Mountie97 December 24, 2008
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by AngrySistah August 4, 2011
Get the Rohanification mug.A Rohail is the sweetest, smartest, and most kind person you will ever meet on the planet! he is by far the coolest guy you will meet! he’s funny, and sometimes insecure, so make sure to say something nice to him. he’s a great swimmer and more importantly a great friend.
“gosh, Rohail is just a ball of light”-Friend 1
“I know right! I just want to hang out with him all day!”-Friend 2
“I know right! I just want to hang out with him all day!”-Friend 2
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Are you dumb, are you Rohan?
by dicedburrito June 19, 2014
Get the rohan mug.There's rohan all over his genitalia, he must've been infected for a long time.
Gross! I could see rohan oozing through his pants. It stank real bad!
Gross! I could see rohan oozing through his pants. It stank real bad!
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