Robert

My little cousin, we all see him, he always wears sandals or shoe that could fit Shaquille O'Neil, and hangs out with them fat girls who eat poptarts on the fucking bus even though the seats are burning stinking the whole bus

Robert will shoot the school but he moans whenever he picks the gun up because it's to heavy

by Sir Ronathan bortis 3 April 1, 2019

RoBert

A Ship name involving 2 people that really love each other. Nothing wrong with being gay am I right?

Person1: Ronit and Bert just really love each other don't they?
Person2: I know, Robert is really a thing

by Stephen6982 December 10, 2018

Robert

A sexy beast who lives in the jungle that smart and intelligent but only listen to TikTok complication and get hella dubs in apex legends and only listen to sicko mode or no bamba

Oh look Robert is online like get this Dub in Apex.
Join party
Robert: Hola

Robert: Do you wanna hear sicko mode or mo bamba guys?
Robert: I see your shadows in my room !!!!

by TRAPLORDD February 21, 2019

Robert

Robert is the biggest dick hole (mostly from his boyfriend fingering it) you'll ever find in the known universe. Every girl he gets instantly turns lesbian and leaves him. He's sick 98 percent of the time and usually has penal discharge. If he even has a dick. Avoid at all costs. Gives a sick tongue punching the fart box.

Fuck Robert.

by Murtha Fuker September 17, 2018

Robert

My fucking Middle name

Oh hey there's Gavyn Robert Cswercko

by -*YeetMiesterYeet*- May 25, 2018

Robert

Likes children, often called "Horn Master," sucks at Rocket League

Joe: I heard Robert got sentenced today.

John: What for?

Joe: Being a nonce.

by I'm Nacho Man April 27, 2020

Robert

A usually under rated yet really good guy, a true Italian stallion. He's nerdy and too smart for his own good, so smart it hinders him from alot of things that would be considered easy.

Girl 1: I can't believe I gave him up that was dumb as fuck.
Girl 2: yeah me too and now he's married and having a child. That's Robert though, always having to be a decent guy. Uggh.

by Morgan's<3 January 23, 2018