qwerp

A quick emulsion of the word 'Queer' (MUST be said quickly). This is typically a fast response to anything homoerotic or expressive of love to the same sex. This is not an insult, in fact, it is a response two people can laugh about. Similar in use as saying 'Pause' after something homoerotic is said or done. Can also be said as any variation of 'Qwip', 'Quip', & 'Kwerp'.

Arin: Bro, how's my shirt look on me?
Marco: Looks great, man! I'd fuck you...
Arin: Qwerp!

or

Aaron: *tearfully accepting award* I'd like to thank my father. I love you dad!
Aaron's Dad: Qwerp!

by RyIlex July 11, 2016

qwert

a funny but absolutley dumb and pointless point marked by lol then silence

That was such a qwert moment

by Rachael December 7, 2006

Qwert

A severe computer nerd

The qwert spent 82 straight hours playing video games on his computer

by Samuel June 1, 2003

qwed

1. Shut up, with "faggot", "bitch", or "motherfucker" usually implied. Usually used to reply to an insult.

"Man even my penis is longer than that!"
"Qwed"

by Nemora April 8, 2004

Qwert

a complex combination of actions a very kinky freak would demand his or her sex partner (usually with a vagina and a fat ass) to perform for his or her sexual pleasure. it consists of three steps: first, the queef, then, the twerk, and lastly the squirt, which results in a beautiful,psychedelic masterpiece known as the qwert.

man: come on bitch! qwert fa me!!!

hoe: damn daddy, don't gotta get all confrontational and shiid
*proceeds to qwert*

man: look at the colors...ohhmahhgaww!! iooon buh-leee dis!!
*smacks her ass with his fat dick*

by Ava Lolitaa April 19, 2009

qwert

a person who lacks sexual interest or humor; opposite of pervert

Don't be such a qwert, just look at this Playboy!

by Alexxx August 24, 2003

qwerdoodle

The word you say when you're shocked/confused.
It can be used in any sentence, serious, jokingly, or in just a normal way!

It is commonly used in the USA, mostly the midwest.
It was invented by a farmer in the 1817s! He grew up saying it and it made its way around Wisconsin, Missouri, Michigan, and Illinois!

guy1: "Dude did you hear about the news??"
guy2: "Yeah dude, that shit was crazy. I'm so qwerdoodled about it."

EXAMPLE 2

guy1: "Dawg, I can't even understand the math test, i'm so qwerdoodled."
guy2: "Right."

by Midwest_Slangs March 24, 2024