quib

Quib is a 70's LA term for coughing while trying to hold in a pot hit either from a joint, pipe, or bong. Of course, it is a negative thing and the goal is not to quit.

Stoner A: Dude, pack the frigin bowl.
Stoner B: Here ya go, dude.
Stoner A: Gurrrrgle.........
Stoner B: Snap that bitch ya pussy
Stoner A: Gurrrrlgle......(small successive coughs)
Stoner B: Don't fuckin quib man!

by clyde November 29, 2003

QUIM CHIN

Someone with a beard.

'Seen that blokes quim chin?' referring to a particularly hairy faced bloke (or woman!!!)

by EmmaB December 31, 2007

quimby

a totally gay guy that has ridiculous hair but thinks he's straight

OMG that Steedman is such a quimby

by fallows November 5, 2012

quim cape

a close cousin to "quim nuts"; a pair of loose hanging vagina lips which when pulled tight by the owner can be utilized as/or closely resemble a superhero-like cape.

...she then lept onto the dresser, turned with an outstretched quim cape, and kamikazied my dick!!!

by theoniondeath August 1, 2009

quim

A hot, friendly vagina that is waiting for you to drill the fuck out of it. Usually owned by a shy women.

We were just stood there every evening, she would give me nothing, but on my birthday she repayed me by opening her legs and i slipped me erect penis through her. Her quim was great.

by pussy soup January 23, 2005

Quimby

To make a fool of oneself unintentionally. Reference to "Mayor Quimby" from The Simpsons, who was subjected to frequent misfortune as the result of his unluckiness. A Quimby can refer to an event in which someone humiliates themself or a period of time in which their behaviour was littered with frequent misfortune. The word "Qumiby" can be used as a verb or an adjective.
Frequent occasions for which the term can be used include: Failing a test, getting obscenely drunk, falling over/tripping up etc.

NB: Credit to Alex Waylett for raising awareness of the word

Describing someone having had a "Quimby"- "You've had a Quimby mate." (Verb)
Describing a currently occuring event- "You're having a Quimby of a time" (Adjective)
Abusing someone and teasing them- "Ahhhh Qumiby!" (Noun)

by HemelPaigons July 27, 2012

quim

a ladies genital parts that you would like to get all up in

"I'll bust that quim"

by big snoop dogg November 28, 2004