Mouth Quidditch

A game in which you play with your mouth, similar to Harry Potter quidditch however in muggle world and played using your mouth. Equipment consists of a hoop whereas the object of the game is to launch a designated food item into your partner's facial cavity.

SAFETY REQUIREMENT(S): Knee pads.

My partner just dislogged the designated food item from his airways. Mouth quidditch is dangerous af.

by MouthQuidditchGuild May 24, 2017

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quidge

female genitalia; especially with low hanging labia

"Damn, Laquanda gots some straight up quidge"

by Bog March 23, 2004

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hit it and quidditch

a term similar to "hit it and quit it," that is primarily used by non-muggles, harry potter fans, and people who's name is similar to harry potter.

ron: 'dude, harry. that chick is so fiine.'

harry: 'dude i know! but shes annoying, so i think i'm gonna hit it and quidditch'

by qudditchfan101 October 23, 2009

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quidoc

Thunder Bay, Ontario term for moron or idiot.

What's wrong with you? You quidoc!

by yomoma999 July 17, 2009

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Quidge

The male equivalent to the queef, a quidge is a fart noise produced by the penis. A rare occurance, the sound produced is noticible in extremely quiet conditions, often a dry release of air resembling dust or gravel.

Man, I let out a rippling quidge last night when I was with Shirley, it was so embarrassing!

by wbaby January 8, 2010

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