Pure

- An adjective used to describe an action or event that inspires awe in those who witness it.

- If an observer wishes to convey extreme satisfaction from having observed the event, they can emphasis and elongate the vowels in the word so it sounds more like 'Peeewwwaaaaaahhhh!'

- Term used frequently on Australian golf courses and can be used interchangeably with the word Mint.

- Antonyms include 'double!' and 'ohneil'

1) Will (after hitting gaming winning shot in a game of pick up basketball): Peeeewwwwaaaahhhh!
John: What did you say?
Will: Pure, sorry got excited.
John: Peeeeewwwwaaaahhhhhh!
Will: ...aaaaahhhhhh!

2) Golfer 1: Watch this shot, it's going to be pure!
(snap hooks it into a woman's face on the adjacent fairway)
Golfer 2: Double! Shit let's get out of here.
Golfer 1: Rub'n'tug?
Golfer 2: Peeeewwwwaaaaahhhh!

by Ban Solo September 6, 2012

Purebred

A man/women who's nationality is 100%

I am an Italian purebred!

by Tommyboy17 May 19, 2015

porcelain paint

The art of leaving streaks in the toilet after taking a dump.

The residue left in the toilet after a good crap.

Bob, what the hell did you eat? You left some major porcelain paint!

After that burrito last night, I'm going to leave some porcelain paint.

by cheeks1128 February 4, 2010

Louisiana Purchase

another term for a mullet

see also:
achy breaky big mistakey
beaver paddle
bible belt bonnet
business with pleasure cut
camaro crash helmet
Canadian passport
coat rack
Florida panhandle
hockey hair
Kentucky waterfall
Mississippi mud flap
Missouri compromise
neck warmer
seven
shorty longback
ten-ninety (or 1090)
Tennessee tophat

"hey Easton, get a load of that dude's Louisiana Purchase!"

by bungalow bill December 17, 2005

Pure

Hot,and sexy but also kind hearted and loves family and friends

Ashley has a pure heart and she is very pretty

by Pural February 15, 2017

porcelain hate crime

1. To experience a bowel movement so heinous that you feel as if your are actually wronging the toilet by taking it.

2. To defame the porcelain throne by means of taking an un-naturally vial dump.

Ex: After having 8 pints of Guinness and two huge bean burritos Kris was ready to commit a porcelain hate crime.

by ~6.48 January 3, 2009

Pure Shit

When something is of the worse level of quality there is.

These hair clips I bought off ebay are just pure shit.

by jemmifire August 14, 2008