School Bully: (Grabs the weaker
boy by the front of his shirt and pulls him into a bathroom stall.) It'
s pay
day punk. Cough up your lunch
money.
Punk: I don't have any
money today.
School Bully: Punk, you know you gotta pay everyday or else. (The school bully forces the punk to his knees in front of the toilet and puts the punk's head in the toilet and gives him a swirly.)
School Bully: Now punk, fork over that dollar. (The punk pulls a dollar out of his shoe and hands it to the school bully.) Now, where's my math homework punk? (The punk digs in his pocket and hands the school bully his homework.)
Punk: Can I
go now?
School bully: Listen punk, you're my punk and you'll always be my punk. When we are in
college, you'll still be forking over your lunch
money to me and doing all of my homework each and every night. When we are out of
college, you'll still be forking over your paycheck to me every week punk. Guess who
will be doing my taxes every year punk?
punk: Me?
School Bully: That's right punk. Let's see, my car is really dirty right now. If only I had a punk to wash and wax my car. Wait a minute, I do have a punk to wash and wax my car. Hey punk, I want you to wash and wax my car starting today.
Punk: Do I have to?
School Bully: (The school bully punches the punk in the eye and the punk falls to the bathroom
floor.) Punk, you need to be taught a lesson. (The bully undoes his belt buckle as he's standing over his punk.) Time to
break my punk in prison style.