pulverize

when someone squirts shit all over the back side of the toilet bowl.

(can also be used as a noun)

verb:
"You can't use my bathroom. I just cleaned and you just ate all you can eat pancakes at IHOP. You're gonna pulverize all over the place."

noun:
"Mr. Owl, how many normal shits does a pulverize count as?"

by ATMJess June 15, 2007

Pussery

Being or acting like a pussy.

That's some real pussery there.

by Randomhahaha March 1, 2010

evan purser

An absolutely dummy thicc dude with an undeniable power. Men tremble at the sound of his name, while women’s panties around the world are soaked.

Thanos fears him, no ones power can even come close to matching his.

The only one even worthy of saying his name is none other than that of Gabriel Luckerman.

“Did you see Evan Purser today?”
“Yeah… I’m gonna need a change of panties.”

by Batman_Official November 22, 2021

A Carrot Puller

A women or girl who is known to the general population as a tease, or will only go as far sexually as giving a hand job.

Dude so you known that girl i met last week? She was totally A Carrot Puller, she was such a tease.

by The Rug Bird March 24, 2009

Purser

one who takes every condiment, jellies , napkins ,creamers or bread items left on table from resturants or as guests at in your home. Usually concealed in a purse or other large carry bag.

My mother in law is a purser she took all the sugar packets, butter and jelly from the resturant this morning.

I was pursed by my mother in law when she visited me and took all 200 of my sugar packets

by purser victim November 21, 2010

brain puller

a very large booger that feels like it is pulling on your brain as it comes out

I finally got that "brain puller" out yesterday

by DKH 1 December 1, 2007

Tongue on the pulse

Phrase used by those arrogantly convinced they are one step ahead of those with their finger on the pulse.

I knew Tiger was headed for a fall months ago... I've got my tongue on the pulse of the golf world.

by Katco2010 January 5, 2010