Pube Lube

Any of a variety of ludicrously overhyped jams, jellies, oils, creams, lotions, liniments, or dressings designed to lubricate and "enhance" the alleged pleasure of sexual intercourse. Currently being marketed with increasing specificity, e.g., fruit-flavored, glow-in-the-dark, his-and-hers, just for transgendereds, etc.

Jar, bottle, or tube - go buy our pube lube!

by Inga Lishlova June 29, 2008

facial pubes

facial hair, mostly sideburns, that resemble pubic hair. usually creepy looking

Eww, that dude eating has ice cream all up in his facial pubes

by capn t March 23, 2005

Pube Pizza

When the pubic hair of a red-headed male or female exceeds the limits of their bikini line, forming the shape of a slice of pizza.

At the pool party, Chloe's pube pizza decided to make an appearance as she competed in the limbo contest.

by SA-RA/DIDDY/LARRY January 16, 2009

pube soup

A delicious brew of pubic hair floating in the finest Israeli anal sweat.

Mum collected the pubes from the shower plughole and dished up a fine pube soup for christmas dinner.

by Laurens December 26, 2008

Pube Sniffer

Someone who likes to roll up pubic hairs and smoke the odor so they can taste their own balls in their mouths after a good smoke.

My friend George just rolled up a fat One. But i dont want to smoke it because he is such a Pube Sniffer

by Ian Cowie July 28, 2006

Pube Mupit

See Pube Muppet

"What kind of piece of shit establishment is this? Fuck off and let me be!" - Pube Muppet

by Strawberry Clock Version 2 December 8, 2003

Pube Steak

The entangled ejaculate that gets trapped in a man's pubic hair after sexual intercourse, or masturbation.

I was talking with Zach the other night and he kept itching his crotch. Looks like he had Pube Steak for dinner.

by Yeah Charles October 31, 2011