Pube Lube

Any of a variety of ludicrously overhyped jams, jellies, oils, creams, lotions, liniments, or dressings designed to lubricate and "enhance" the alleged pleasure of sexual intercourse. Currently being marketed with increasing specificity, e.g., fruit-flavored, glow-in-the-dark, his-and-hers, just for transgendereds, etc.
Jar, bottle, or tube - go buy our pube lube!
by Inga Lishlova July 11, 2008
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facial pubes

facial hair, mostly sideburns, that resemble pubic hair. usually creepy looking
Eww, that dude eating has ice cream all up in his facial pubes
by capn t March 24, 2005
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pube soup

A delicious brew of pubic hair floating in the finest Israeli anal sweat.
Mum collected the pubes from the shower plughole and dished up a fine pube soup for christmas dinner.
by Laurens April 25, 2007
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Pube Pizza

When the pubic hair of a red-headed male or female exceeds the limits of their bikini line, forming the shape of a slice of pizza.
At the pool party, Chloe's pube pizza decided to make an appearance as she competed in the limbo contest.
by SA-RA/DIDDY/LARRY October 04, 2008
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Pube Sniffer

Someone who likes to roll up pubic hairs and smoke the odor so they can taste their own balls in their mouths after a good smoke.
My friend George just rolled up a fat One. But i dont want to smoke it because he is such a Pube Sniffer
by Ian Cowie July 28, 2006
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Pube Mupit

"What kind of piece of shit establishment is this? Fuck off and let me be!" - Pube Muppet
by Strawberry Clock Version 2 December 08, 2003
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Pube Steak

The entangled ejaculate that gets trapped in a man's pubic hair after sexual intercourse, or masturbation.
I was talking with Zach the other night and he kept itching his crotch. Looks like he had Pube Steak for dinner.
by Yeah Charles June 01, 2011
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