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Psychic Skidmarks

Damage to your psyche caused by an unusually large brain fart.
Bob forgot to get Betty Sue a present for her birthday and now he has to deal with the psychic skidmarks.

Bob was in bed with Betty Sue and he called her 'Raymundo' at the height of passion. He's been dealing with the psychic skidmarks ever since.
by thaitied December 31, 2008
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Psychinew

A point at which you believe you have felt "deja vu" but completely know it didn't happen. Therefore, it was a new, jaw-dropping, fun experience in your mind.
Yeah, and that party was awesome!-(*throws hands up*) Whoa, deja vu! wait.. I just now went to the party. Dude, I just had some serious psychinew!
by Eliot B. February 1, 2009
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psychic limp

A personality defect, neurosis or phobia that interferes with someones ability to function normally.
Jane will never be able to have an honest relationship with anyone. Her dyfuntional family and upbringing has left her with a psychic limp.
by Nato22996 October 21, 2009
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Psychioooophobia

Fear of Weird Pyromaniacs that listen to Metal and Blink 182 and have anger issues...
Psychioooophobia is when your scared of People like above.
by MooCowGoCrazyyy January 2, 2010
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Psychikos

Someone who can understand people (without ever meeting them),
tell them about their past, present and future (without ever being wrong), and tell them exactly when their most important wish really has a chance of coming true.
I’ve been playing the lottery for years, and I never really won anything. I couldn’t believe it, and yet, thanks to the psychikos, I won a jackpot worth $3 MILLION 500,000 last week!
by Psychikos January 5, 2010
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Psychiaologist

A psychiatrist who also acts as a psychologist.
Dr. James Gandy is my favorite psychiaologist.
by L8grrl May 6, 2010
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psychiaddict

a person who is addicted to psychotic behaviors.
She wants to be psychotic, she is psychiaddict.
by ttmcn August 11, 2010
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