Psitanium

One of the halfops on the IRC channel #talk, capable of extreme pwnage at times of great crisis involving idiots. Most known for kicking without provocation, practicing Wiccan, and turning into a 400-pound massive furry beast with steak knives for claws and fangs.

<Samson> STFU u n33b
<Psitanium> Who are you talking to?
<Samson> U
<Psitanium> Ah, thought so.
Psitanium sets mode: +b *!*@Swift-A98347D.mub.bellsouth.com
Samson was kicked by Psitanium (Psitanium)

by Islid Davilas January 6, 2008

Psilon

12-year-old who likes Yu-Gi-Oh!

Psilon smells like poopy.

by Jesus Bush June 15, 2003

psionic handjob

The act of using ones telekinetic abilities in a manner to sexually stimulate another's penis to orgasm. Psionic handjobs are usually performed while staring blankly at the recipient and making a stroking motion with ones hand (a la shake-weight). Left-Nostril nosebleeds have been known to occur while performing PHJs.

Eleven gave Mike a psionic handjob at the Snow Ball.

by Phreezerburn October 30, 2017

Psionic

The name of the guy who thinks that pepsi Is better than coke, but in reality is nothing but a depressed pringle trying to get along in a day to day life living off ramen and welfare along with his Nigerian sidekick, Boba Fett and Pizza the butt. He is very small, and in English along with literally any language means "tiny peepee," originating from latin decent also meaning "help I can't find my tallywacker."

Osama: Where is Psionic?
Hillary: Somewhere In Nigeria, I hear he's been trying all sorts of new penis enlargement medication, but as we all know they don't work. I would know must of all (See: Hillary Clinton has a small penis)

by Oranges are people too April 21, 2018

PsionicSpear

Born and raised smart-arse.

Real Pronounciation: Sigh-on-ick-Sp-eer

10:38:19 (TeNmOrEsLaVeS) u dont take time to appreciate the chick n her body :P
10:38:58 (PsionicSpear) TeNmOrEsLaVeS. With the chicks you choose, it takes TIME to check out their body.

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11:21:49 * devobyl hands Pinky a mirror
11:22:05 (PsionicSpear) thats 7 years bad luck devobyl

by raveresque April 6, 2003

Psicosis

Ring name of Dionicio Castellanos Torres a Mexican professional wrestler best known by the ring name Psicosis. Psicosis has performed for Asistencia Asesoría y Administración (AAA), Consejo Mundial de Lucha Libre (CMLL), Extreme Championship Wrestling (ECW), Total Nonstop Action Wrestling (TNA), World Championship Wrestling (WCW), and World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) as well as a variety of Mexican and American independent promotions.

"Dude Psicosis is like the coolest guy ever"
"Psicosis debuted in 1989"

by kevncastellanos January 12, 2016

Psithurismology

The study of the sound wind makes when it rustles the leaves.

When I grow up I would like to study psithurismology.

by Kenyalikethecountry October 2, 2016