Eat a prune

Eat a prune: What someone says when they want you to stop microaggressing.

You can’t say that to her. Eat a prune, John.

by Jamin D May 27, 2022

prunes

A code name honored to an individual most highly respected among his kin. Only the best of the best are given this title and will live for centuries until it can be passed on again.

"There he is, the great prunes, A mighty individual capable of splitting the earth!"

by prunesland May 31, 2021

prune

Someone who grows up without being exposed to sexual innuendos or is un-knowledgeable about the topic of sex

Can't believe sally doesn't know what spooning is, what a prune!

by schmityb March 17, 2022

prune packer

When a person “jams” a prune in their butt and then gets fuck in the ass making anal jelly.

Chad likes jelly sandwiches so he hangs out with Alex because he’s such a prune packer.

by Skiddy1 July 18, 2018

Safety pruning

A made-up term used by tree men who want to be professional but ignore industry-standard terminology that a true certified Arborist should be using.

Hey Jethro is this tree a cut down or a safety prune?
We safety pruning today Jimbo, cut all of them there branches off so they don't hurt anybody and everyone will be safe.

by Tree Lubber July 13, 2022

cantankerous prune

A fake community member in an NFT group who preaches smashing floors but ends up pumping bags instead.

PSA for the unaware - this dude runs organized pumps and socially bullies people into doing what's best for HIS bags. He's always been a cantankerous prune.

by YuriDCulus February 2, 2022

prune canyon

Bumhole, raisin cave, sultana well.

Wow you have a very tidy prune canyon

by Shanilla Ice October 27, 2019