floppy pucker

A loose, gaping asshole.

That girl has such a floppy pucker, you could park a truck in her ass.

by Dooosh May 20, 2014

Puddy Pucker

In short, when one Puddy-Puckers they are (with every ounce of their being) attempting to hold in a fart that they are almost positive could result in a hot-liquid-ass explosion, but the attempt fails (usually due to a weakened rectum muscle) and piping hot shart builds a new home in one's britches.

Enough Mexican food will get anyone to puddy pucker within hours.

by OfGoodNature July 9, 2014

duck pucker

One continually screws things up.

That duck pucker killed my hamster by accident with a microwave.

by VengefulGrandma August 12, 2015

fub puckers

Fub Puckers are the fucks that go to the same pub every day because it's their bar. These are the people who swoop up the glasses, empty ashtrays, clean minor messes, low key handle the douchebags. The regulars, if you will.

Hell yeah, I love this bar. Nothing ever happens here because all of us Fub Puckers handle it quickly.

by Daddy Max January 5, 2019

Mud Pucker

When you shart and rub your butt cheeks together like spreading lipstick.

“Man, after Taco Bell I pulled a really wet mud pucker.”

by Gamin2001 May 18, 2020

Puberty Plucker

A person, usually a boy, around the ages of 11-15 who is either in the throws of puberty, or is unusually physically mature for his age.

Honey, this is Johnathan. You knew him in the fourth grade.

He is such a puberty plucker!

Yes, he is all grown up now.

by SanFrancisco69ers February 9, 2021

butthole pucker

To "butthole pucker" is to be annoyed or uncomfortable.

Person 1: Your making my butthole pucker
Person 2: Ew...
Person 1: WAIT NOT LIKE THAT-

by kaikaijuju August 15, 2023