Protip

A tip made by pro's in a certain field/area of reality.

Protips are generally tips designed to help an individual with a task, by describing how to make it easier, ways to cut corners without damaging the final product, and little tricks that have been found to do the task or make it easier/better.

Protips are also confused with/share common idea with life hacks. Don't be confused, life hacks are for life; and Protips are for everything you do in your life.

Found quite commonly on Infographics or 4chan.

Protip: Want to make your essay look longer? Increase the font size from 12 to 12.5 (no more, or its obvious), Move the margins out by 1/8th of an inch, and increase punctuation (full stops and commars are hardest to notice) size to 13 or 14. You have now added half a page to a page extra.

by el-granto October 18, 2011

protein shake

Slang for male ejaulate (semen), especially as a result of oral sex.

This term probably came into being upon the meeting of bodybuilder culture and its emphasis on whey- and other protein-based powders (dissolved in liquid resluting in a flavored milkshake-like drink), with contemporary gay culture.

Todd, come to my house after school. We'll hole up in my room and do some heavy lifting, hopefully ending in a protein shake or two winks.

by al-in-chgo August 19, 2010

protein sock

a sock, usually a tube sock, that a guy jerks off into.

I wabted to make a protein sock, so I too off a sock and jerked away. The I shot my load into my sock.

by freshmeat October 9, 2003

prozzies

The best message board on the internet, whose members are by far the most attractive people on the planet.

Dude, I was just banned from Prozzies for being too ugly.

by Spoonfan April 24, 2005

Protinated

To have just consumed a protein drink; To feel revitalized by protein. "This stuffs makes me feel protinated"

"This stuffs makes me feel protinated"
"I feel completley protinated"
"My muscles feel protinated"

by Tanku May 28, 2007

Protein Goatee

I steaming mess of manbatter on your face that takes the form of a goatee mustache.

Bumcum facial...

What the Moyler grows every weekend at bicycle jumping contests when he is not receiving a mayonaise dumptruck of course.

Question: Hey moyle do you want a protein goatee?
Statement: Dustin, I would love a protein goatee.

Shucks my protein goatee looks good.

Don't tell Ricky about the protein goatee he'll think I am gay but really I'm just confused.

by Apollo Rocket July 16, 2009

protien snack

Jizz, semen, ejaculate, sperm, splooge, you get the idea.

My girlfriend was hungry after our run, so I gave her a post workout protien snack.

by PilgoreThaGoat March 12, 2011