proon.

a person with a vagina, a penis, a boob, and a pec.

yesterday, i seen this proon... and he was jacking off!

by mallory dskjfs June 15, 2008

bone prone

Something that is easily boneable, fuckable, or is something u can be used to replace female genitalia, to get off

"Dude,check out that veal in the fridge!"
"Oh man, totally bone prone"

by Lanedawg December 7, 2009

Pooner

n: a person who has fallen into a comatose like state from the consumption of large amounts of alcohol.

see also: Poonin

* "Julie is sitting in on her couch after 8 shots of smirnoff in a row. She begins to feel quite dizzy after enduring a long, yet pointless conversation. All of a sudden, she somehow passes out, smashes her head with a loud thud off of the table, bounces to the floor landing in an awkward position, and just sleeps."

Amber: AHAHAHAAH!! did you guys just see that?! That was fucking hilarious!!!

Laura: haha yeah man, that's Ju for ya.

Christine: Wow... what a pooner!

by ae123456 January 15, 2009

Pooner

A rare breed of people that poon everything and everyone.
They also use the faces of poon which are the following..
O_O O_o o_O o_o O_O!

Chris and Mike are pooners.

by Mike The Pooner December 28, 2005

Pooner Scale

A scale used to determine how many harpoons it will take to bring down women of various sizes.

"Brad, that chick you banged last night was a two pooner." "No Rob she was definitely a three on the Pooner Scale!"

by Brad Thomas November 8, 2007

pooned

1.getting "owned" or "powned" except much more demeaning. gettin pooned implies that not only were you "owned" or "powned", but that you were "owned" or "powned" in such a way that it made your little inmasculine vagina hurt.

2. pooned can also be used in terms of pooning on someone who is terrible various competetive games, usually online.

1. "i pooned that guy like no ones business"

"sometimes you just gotta poon a fool"

2. "dang did you see that kill?!"
"hell ya you pooned all over that guy"

by cpt bizarro December 3, 2007

pooner

A member of the elite indoor cricket team, the "pooners" fomed at Lakeland SHS in 2007.

"Guys i heard that Mitchell is a pooner" or

"Travis, Sam, Joel, Riley, Brett and Mitch are all pooners"

by Bourmanator June 5, 2009